Poor Teddy Roosevelt can't buy a victory: With three 2010 National Presidents Races in the books, he remains winless.

Just before opening day, Asylum chronicled the off-season training efforts of the Washington Nationals' lovable loser Teddy Roosevelt, who competes in the Presidents Race every home game against three other foam-headed stand-ins for dead presidents. Teddy has never won the race.

Despite a rigorous off-season training regimen and the support of a raucous fan base, Teddy failed to break through in the Nationals' series against the Philadelphia Phillies last week.

In the first race of the new season, reports the unofficial Presidents Race blogger, "[Teddy] took a close lead around the final turn, but appeared to pull up lame after high-fiving a fan in the stands."

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Asylum's "Nationals' Bobbleheads" giveaway is open only to legal residents of the 50 United States, the District of Columbia and Canada (excluding Quebec) who are 18 and older. To enter, please leave a comment on this post. You must enter before 6 p.m. Eastern Time on April 20, 2010. You may enter once per email address. Two winners will be selected in a random drawing. Prize package includes one Official Washington Nationals Bobblehead (total retail value of $25). Click here for complete Official Rules.