
Over the past three months, "Asylum Sideshow" featured10 of our favorite performers/eccentrics. Now, we need you to help us crown a king or queen of the show. If you dare, take one more look at these awesomely weird performers and vote for your favorite ...
Gumby Girl
Contortionist Tara Page (aka Gumby Girl) twists her way out of a suitcase and into your heart.
The Cow Song
Michael Sofia performs his ode to bovines.
Meathead Morgue
Performer Morgen Night shows his blockhead skills by maneuvering a power drill and meat hook into his skull.
Miss Nude Sword Swallower
Burlesque performer Rhea Roma recalls her illustrious past and swallows a sword (albeit a narrow one).
Rappin' KT
Aspiring hip-hop star KT shares his feelings about the rap game and offers romantic advice.
Click "Next" below to check out the final five "Sideshow" stars.
| Gumby Girl | |
|---|---|
| The Cow Song | |
| Meathead Morgue | |
| Miss Nude Sword Swallower | |
| Rappin' KT | |
| The Laughing Yogi | |
| Captain Pootie | |
| Coco and Penny | |
| The Weatherman | |
| Mudslide Surfer |


























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Tuesday 13 April
By Uncomfortable but entertained
Most of these made me uncomfortable. Except for the laughing yogi. And cow man. I laughed. Yes.
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Wednesday 14 April
By Kyle
Ok, listen. What makes movies like Anchorman and Step Brothers so incredibly hilarious? It's because every single line in those movies is quotable. You can literally recite any line from either film and it will be funny. The same goes with viral videos like "Old Gregg," "Chocolate Rain" and "Drinking Out of Cups." There isn't a single part of these videos you could quote without getting a laugh.
That being said, the only Sideshow video that meets this standard is none other that Captain Pootie. That's right, I am comparing Captain Pootie to Anchorman.
Here are some lines from the video that still make me "lol" each time I hear them:
"I'm gonna do something to make a change, your facial figures I'll rearrange."
"Poot poot poot poot pooted"
"poot-o-rama, is my version of musical petting"
"Were-doberman"
"I can send the glove all the way to China or to the past and bring them back." (side note: bring them back from where??)
"YOU'RE GONNA BE POOTED!"
While all these videos are incredible in their own special way, none compare to the glory that is Captain Pootie.
Case closed.
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