When comedian Drew Carey teamed up with Reason TV, one of the most compelling results was "Reason Saves Cleveland With Drew Carey," a Web documentary that details the city's problems in depth.

We don't know Drew Carey, but we do know Mike Polk, another Cleveland comic who produced the "Hastily Made Cleveland Tourism" video, which has nearly 2.3 million views on YouTube.

So aside from such attractions as watching "poor people waiting for buses" and seeing "both our buildings," how else does Cleveland rock? Polk gives us five reasons our parties should move to The Cleve.

1. Drinking
 "You would have a really hard time spending 15 dollars at a bar in Cleveland and not walking out drunk," Polk says.

Who needs a Vegas bachelor party full of overpriced champagne rooms and angry bouncers? A bachelor party in Cleveland will cut your inevitable regret in half. Not only will you wake up with enough money for breakfast, but enough for bail.

"Once we sat in a bar for five minutes without seeing any customers or bartender," Polk says. "Then a dog came in and starts growling. We stayed still. It was a big dog and we're pussies. Finally, a bartender walks in and says, 'Sarge! Down!' He explained that I was sitting on Sarge's stool, so I moved. The dog jumped up and we drank there all night. That's a Cleveland bar for you."

That's a much better story than getting scabies in Atlantic City.

2. Comfort Food
Our country isn't the best in math or car manufacturing, but we're hands down the best at being fat. If the recession has cut "second lunch" and midnight binging out of your budget, it's time for a Cleveland culinary trip.

"Corned beef, pierogis, heavy beers, sausages, deep-friend pickles, sandwiches with meat, French fries and coleslaw on the sandwich," Polk says. "Cleveland's food is 'fat people food' geared at keeping people fat. And I say that with love."

3. Misery Loves Company
"Business Week" ranked Cleveland the fifth unhappiest city in America. If that's true, why do people stay? The resilience of Browns fans may have something to do with it.

"Why is the parking lot full four hours before a completely meaningless Christmas Eve game at the end of a 4-11 season?" Polk asks. "Dedication ... or a sheer lack of anything else to cling to? Who cares? Either way it's packed."

Approximately 20.9 million American adults have depression. It's time to admit it and become a Browns fan. You'll be among your own kind.

4. Abandoned old rusty buildings
 "Bruce Springsteen has to shoot his videos somewhere," Polk says.

The Boss is bound to show up at the warehouse behind your $10,000 three-bedroom house at some point. Until then, you can run around it and dance just like Kevin Bacon in 'Footloose.'

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