Sex sells. You know it, we know it and, yes, your grandmother knows it.
So do the countless companies from over the years that mastered the technique of sexual allusion in their advertisements.
It's safe to say that the whole sex element has become a bit more obvious in today's modern ads, but there's something especially alluring about the hinted sexual innuendo common in vintage advertisements that decorated pages of magazines and newspapers long ago.
We tracked down some of the finest, weirdest and most awkward for your perusing pleasure.
Love's Baby Soft, a powdery, girly perfume made for women, was obviously marketing both sexes in this campaign. This particular ad is 100 percent sexy, unlike this creepy, on the verge of pedophilia ad that wasn't questioned until years later.
Something tells us those curves were slightly enhanced, but who cares? Seems to be a precursor to the breast expansion video trend.
There's something about four sexy women and the phallic shape of a cigar that make this advertisement pure genius. Thank goodness all that extra pleasure comes in every shape and size.
It's probably safe to assume that nobody's looking at the car in this old Fiat ad.
This advertisement has it all. Insinuation of threesome? Check. Penetrating stares full of sexual desire and plenty of cleavage? Double check. Woman making out with slack-adorned kneecap? The world just became a better place.
Well, Pontiac, you didn't make any attempt to be subtle with this one, now did you?
Should we even bother questioning the correlation between such awesome cleavage and shoe shine polish? That would probably be a sin.
Either that slacks model is hiding something in his pants or the women with him have an obsession with crotches. Did someone say fellatio?
The microwave oven this advertisement is touting isn't the only thing stacked.
This vintage Tipalet cigar advertisement is just dripping with innuendo. In fact, this slogan is so good it deserves to be written out again: Blow in her face and she'll follow you anywhere. Warning: you may want to verify for accuracy before trying this one out on your girlfriend.
This advertisement for Van Heusen ties may reek of sexism, but there's something undeniably hot about a woman kneeling bedside, mouth open slightly, with a plate full of breakfast. A man's world, indeed (and probably an imaginary one).

























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Thursday 15 April
By david wayne osedach
Fabulous vintage ads! I'd like to scroll forward 50 years and see what ads are like then.
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Friday 23 April
By Arianne
DWO, yeah, cool, maybe in 50 years you'll see your granddaughter kneeling in front of some guy's crotch in an ad selling--oh, it doesn't matter. Bet you can't wait...
Thursday 15 April
By Ben
I suspect that the Pontiac "Spread Your Legs" ad is a fake. That typeface is relatively new, and drop shadows on type (over a color picture, especially) were pretty much unheard of at the time.
END NERD TRANSMISSION!
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Friday 16 April
By fanblade
The goofy looking faunt in the pontiac ad is probably authentic.That type was very popular from the mid 50's to the early 70's.It was done to convey a fun yet futuristic out look that people held at the time with the "space race"and so forth.I still like the look.The mind manipulation stll goes on although is much more sophisticated today.Go to u-tube and look at videos pertaining to mind control.
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Sunday 18 April
By tim
the fiat add i think she has the perfict ass i think the ass you see now are sick a bunch of lard .
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Sunday 25 April
By Jeff
Tim, your brain is full of lard. You ignorant jackass.
Sunday 18 April
By Kelly
"Should we even bother questioning the correlation between such awesome cleavage and shoe shine polish?"
I'd say that the ad copy "Right down the alley..." has a lot to do with that cleavage :D
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Monday 19 April
By Ed
Anyone remember this ad from the .com boom? The uproar caused my company to get all servers from qsol back then.
Quickest image i could find:
http://www.adrants.com/images/qsol_lips.jpg
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Monday 19 April
By Old Ad Person
The "Blow in her Face" line was also a play on a popular line from Rowan and Martin's "Laugh-In' -- the comedy show that made Goldie Hahn, among others, famous. Dick Martin (who self-described his character as "an inept lech") was always saying to women, "Blow in my ear and I'll follow you anywhere." Eventually, like "Sock It To Me," it became such a running joke and catch-phrase on the show -- and with people on the streets -- that it became, well, what we'd call "viral" these days...
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Friday 23 April
By Eve
There was a time--before Feminism was a dirty word--when many people used to flip to the back pages of Ms magazine to the featured "sexist ad of the month." Like the ads in this article, a woman's body was not the commodity being sold (or, maybe it was), but it was the tool being exploited to sell any product. Responses to the practice were the appropriate laugh-out-loud to serious groaning. Now, nobody can be bothered to respond; the pornification of women is ubiquitous and responding is just exhausting.
So now we have sweet, nostalgic articles about "vintage" ads. How special.
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