Don't Touch the ArtIt's vital that one knows the proper whens and wheres for a solid ass-palming. And goosing an art exhibit at the Museum of Modern Art is not one of them.

According to the New York Post, ever since the MoMA's debut of Marina Abramovic's "The Artist is Present" live-art exhibit, which features performers in the buff, some hard-up patrons have been getting grabby and "ejected for groping" the installation.

If only those horny souls were to take advantage of society's digital breakthroughs for a (slightly) less creepy tactic to get their hands on Abramovic's nubile subjects, like this gent who had the decency to query Craigslist's "Missed Connections" for the "Nude with Skeleton" model a few days ago.

Whether he's a die-hard art collector or just a dude who likes boobies, we hope he get his mitts on the masterpiece he's after. The full Craigslist ad is after the jump.