Apr 16th 2010 By Brian Abrams
It's vital that one knows the proper whens and wheres for a solid ass-palming. And goosing an art exhibit at the Museum of Modern Art is not one of them.
According to the New York Post
, ever since the MoMA's debut of Marina Abramovic's "The Artist is Present" live-art exhibit, which features performers in the buff, some hard-up patrons have been getting grabby and "ejected for groping" the installation.
If only those horny souls were to take advantage of society's digital breakthroughs for a (slightly) less creepy tactic to get their hands on Abramovic's nubile subjects, like this gent who had the decency to query Craigslist's "Missed Connections" for the "Nude with Skeleton" model a few days ago.
Whether he's a die-hard art collector or just a dude who likes boobies, we hope he get his mitts on the masterpiece he's after. The full Craigslist ad is after the jump.