Meet Pearl the Squirrel, who was recently chosen to be the first official mascot of the NYC Parks Department. She loves the color green, Shake Shack burgers, and hollowing out acorns to make whistles. She is also a hot piece of tail, in the eyes of some anthropomorphic-loving furries.Sure, Pearl doesn't have the guns of Tank Squirrel or the bikini bod of Malabar, but she is sexy in her own right. According to "The Animan," who's been into furry fandom for over twenty years, he finds her "very desirable."
"Pearl seems to be the kinda gal who would be open to new things -- most nature buffs are," Animan tells Asylum. "Those who let it all hang out are typically only sexy in an explicit, non-mysterious kind of a way, but Pearl's got that down-to-earth, girl-next-door vibe, and that can be quite sexy."
Whether or not you're a furvert, what do you think of Pearl the Squirrel? Would you let her hide in your bushes? Store your nuts in her cheeks? [Insert other sex-squirrel wordplay here]? Let us know in the comment section!
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