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Apr 27th 2010 By Emily McCombs
A Woman's Perspective on Getting Laid
Scoring! It's the best. Am I right, brah? Let Asylum's token girl explain what getting laid is like ... from the woman's perspective.
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Friday 07 May
By aquamanoma
Sure women can get laid anytime but holding a man's/woman's interest seems to be women's biggest problem. Speaking for myself I like to get to know a woman pretty well before becoming intimate. This has saved me so many times you can't imagine. For example, women with eating disorders, massive credit card debt, STDs, less than civil demeanor (HMU), it's all about me, low self-esteem, and the list goes on an on. Sorry but no coconut butter massage for you lover gurl.
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Wednesday 12 May
By Mike
Are you serious? I hate that this even made it to production. Do you think womens' sexual nature can be summed up in 1 minute and 22 seconds? I know mens' sexual nature cant. I cant stand people that try to sum up a genders' traits. A girl can act like a guy and a guy can act like a girl so this video should just be disregarded by viewers. If you even looked at me in a public location i would immediatley divert my eyes to the ground for fear of giving you some hint of attraction or desire to sleep with you and your narrow-minded approach to the male gender. Woman throw themselves around just as much as men, men just care less about people knowing.
Saturday 08 May
By Jessica
Lady, whether you have "boobs" or not, nothing is going to detract from that ugly mug and boringly flat voice of yours. That being said, both the videos you and this guy made are immature and to put it simply, stupid.
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Sunday 16 May
By allie
i haveto agree, its harder to get laid when your overweight women or dont have a pretty face, super hard. trust me im in a dry spell and i cant get even a decent looking guy to bang me out
Tuesday 11 May
By Mraveragedancer
I thought the video was hilarious, and, well, accurate.
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Wednesday 12 May
By anon
I wouldn't agree to have sex with you. If you "pointed at me and asked for sex", I would pretend being shy and try to get out of the situation as fast as possible.
And yes, I am a male in my "prime years", but that doesn't prevent me from having standards.
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Thursday 13 May
By Delilah
That is one of the dumbest things I've ever heard. The truth is, the majority of people are superficial so whether you're male or female, if you're "hot", its almost guaranteed that you can go into a bar and pick up someone to have sex with. If you're not so "hot", it will be a little more difficult but is definitely still doable since there are other not-so-attractive people out there looking to get laid, and also some good looking ones with beer goggles. That about sums up how to get laid for those who are interested.
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