Apr 27th 2010 By Jeremy Taylor
When she's not pranking nattily-attired Asylum interns
, "Attack of the Show
" host Olivia Munn
is concerned about the plight of the circus elephant.
Apparently, Earth's largest land mammal is mistreated under the big top, and a nude Munn has joined forces with PETA
to bring attention to these coerced performers and to call for a boycott of the circus.
So, what if this ad campaign does the trick, and Munn's exposed skin
takes down Ringling Bros.? Well, for one thing, there would suddenly be a lot of out-of-work clowns.
A first, this seems like a good thing, as nobody is more deserving of unemployment than creepy, big-footed face painters. However, wouldn't out-of-work clowns start wandering the streets, looking for innocent victims to "entertain"?
OK, we never thought we'd say this, but: "Olivia, you need to put your clothes back on,
and step away from the PETA poster."