Once upon a time, time capsules were the coolest thing since sliced bread. Sliced bread was likely even included in some, so future generations could also see just how cool it was. Time capsules faded from the limelight for a while, then enjoyed a bit of popular resurgence around the millennium, and are now slowly sinking into obscurity again.
Before we forget them entirely, here's a look at a few impressive ones that are still out there, somewhere.
Westinghouse Time Capsules
Back in 1939, the Westinghouse Electric and Manufacturing Company thought it'd be a keen idea to make up a time capsule and slap it in the ground during a World's Fair.
It included a fountain pen, alphabet blocks and some examples of art and literature from the time. Also a Sears catalog and a pack of Camel smokes, in case the people of the future don't have enough cancer.
Westinghouse loved the idea so much that they made another one for the 1964 World's Fair, only this time they included much more information about atomic energy, in case future people don't know how to blow themselves up or make super-mutants. Both capsules are scheduled to be dug up in the year 6939, 5,000 years after the first one was buried. Let's hope the guy in charge of keeping track of this in 6939 isn't out sick that day.
Crypt of Civilization Not only does the crypt of civilization have an awesome name that could easily be stolen by the next substandard "Mummy" sequel, it's also pretty much the most intense time capsule in existence. Sealed in 1940, the crypt is below Oglethorpe University in Atlanta, Ga., and is scheduled to be opened in the year 8113.
The crypt contains about a bajillion things that are still pretty cool in the year 2010, including over 800 classic works of literature stored on microfilm; an original copy of "Gone With the Wind"; and audio recordings of notable figures such as FDR, Mussolini and Hitler, as well as Popeye and a champion hog caller. Man, is the future going to love us.
Among the everyday items that got tossed in were a toaster, seeds, Lincoln Logs, a specially sealed bottle of Bud and a "Negro" doll, which we can assume people seriously regret including at this point.
KEOEarning a special place on the list is the much-delayed KEO space-time capsule, designed by a French artist and originally set to be launched into space in 2003. Then 2006. Then 2007. The 2010. Now 2012.
The plan is to send it out into space in an orbit that will have it return to Earth in 50,000 years, a mirror of the length of time humans have lived. Here's hoping they get it launched before then.
The name "KEO" was chosen to reflect all mankind as the three phonemes in the word are the most common across all spoken languages.
If you head to the website, you can include your own personal message. The satellite can record up to four pages each from every one of the over 6 billion people on Earth. Make it moving enough and maybe future people will use advanced science skills to bring you back from the dead and, very likely, put you in a zoo.
Also included will be a single drop of human blood encased in a diamond, as well as a map of the human genome in case the future is run by hyper-intelligent squirrels.
StardustNot to be outdone by a Frenchman, NASA created their own mini space-time capsule back in 1999. And, in a testament to our culture, it was pranked something fierce.
Originally, Stardust was supposed to send one million names etched on tiny silicon chips out to fly around Mars, gather some interstellar and comet dust samples, and then head back to Mother Earth.
It conducted that mission and brought back a reminder of why, in 1999, asking the Internet to give a list of one million names was a bad idea.
Though it was supposed to only include real names, the tiny chips also ended up hosting Darth Vader, Sonic the Hedgehog, Furby, Count Dracula and Jean-Luc Picard.
Apparently there was also an ad for a porn website, meaning Stardust took the spam email you're constantly filtering from your inbox and made it intergalactic.


























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Tuesday 27 April
By ben
5,000 years? It'll be dust!! I wanna see it now!! Got some ideas for 2010 capsule, botox, cell phone, breast implants, hair extensions, hair bleach, false eyelashes, fuschia lipstick, stilleto heels, cancel that order just toss in pic of latest Hefner gal pal.
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Tuesday 27 April
By marie
Ben,....or Heidi Montag.....
Tuesday 27 April
By mitch
lmao @ 5,000 years, they cant be serious? must have been libs in charge.
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Tuesday 27 April
By Robert
Just got to make every dam thing political, run out of Obama blogs lmao
Wednesday 28 April
By themeeker
Wow, you are a real douchebag. Please shut the hell up.
Tuesday 27 April
By Hugh Hefner
You don't have to put breast implants in a time capsule. They'll still be here and intact in 5,000 years.
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Tuesday 27 April
By et
Ian Fortey. You can tell by his comments on the items that he feels the people in the past were idiots and not up to his Liberal standards.
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Tuesday 27 April
By ET
Could not have been a Liberal that decided on 5000 years because Liberals believe green house effect will kill all of us in 50 years
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Tuesday 27 April
By keeler68
Got a great idea for the year 2010, lets put the obama's in a time capsule so the people of the future can see who in one year done more damage to this country than all the other presdent in the past 150 yrs
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Wednesday 28 April
By Drew
What a load of crap, try selling that to the hundreds of thousands of people that no longer have a home or a job. They just might want to put you and your capitalist-in-sheeps clothing buddies in there
Wednesday 28 April
By ron
i believe you meant george dub ya!that sonofabitch made even nixon look competent!
Tuesday 27 April
By psychdoc
Are you putting us on? Gosh I hope so. God in a time capsule. Seems a little drastic. Can't see how that accomplishes thanking God. More like a revisiting of the tomb in Gethsemene, just for a really long time. THINK!!!
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Wednesday 28 April
By gs
my guess is a chicken doing research will uncover these time capsules - evolution will be great for chickens
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Wednesday 28 April
By mitch
silly libs lol always getting their panties in a wad
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Wednesday 28 April
By Neil
'an original copy of "Gone With the Wind"'
An "original"... "copy"... well I suppose with that logic, any copy is an original copy, no?
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Wednesday 28 April
By Jeff
At least Nixon said he would stop the war and bring the troops home Has OBAMA done it yet like he said he would gee wheres code pink now not a peep out of them!George Bush was the only one that did more for africa then any pres in the history of this nation!I thought the troops where coming home every month when he took office!
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Wednesday 28 April
By kj
A STARK WARNING was in there.beware the hafblack muslim spending lying idiot-hmmmmmmm a warning from the past!
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Wednesday 28 April
By GARY
WHATS WRONG WITH PUTTING A NEGRO DOLL IN A TIME CAPSULE? REMEMBER SAMBOS RESTAURANT IN THE SOUTH? LITTLE NEGRO KID ON TOP!
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Wednesday 28 April
By GARY
WHAT DID GEORGE BUSH DO FOR AFRICA? ALL I REMEMBER ABOUT HIM WAS THE STUPID PHRASE , MISSION ACOMPLISHED! WHAT A JOKE!!! HE WAS A STUPID BASTID!!!
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Thursday 29 April
By mgillil2
who is the stupid one? that banner had nothing to do with bush.that ship was comming back from a tour of duty in the gulf and that was put there for the men women and families of the sailors when we docked you a-hole stop getting all your info from cnn and msnbc.and maybe you will learn how to spell bastard. it was the admiral's idea for the banner!