For those of you who think that the story about God telling a bearded man to build a giant boat for every animal on Earth is a bit of a stretch, worry no more.

A group of Chinese and Turkish explorers say they have almost certainly discovered Noah's Ark two and a half miles up a mountain in Turkey.

Located on Mount Ararat in the eastern part of the country, they even insist that carbon dating shows the structure to be 4,800 years old, which would place it around the same time the ark is said to have set sail in the flood sent by God to punish sinners.

"It's not 100 percent that it is Noah's Ark," conceded Yeung Wing-cheung, a documentary filmmaker and member of the team from Noah's Ark Ministries International. "But we think it is 99.9 percent that this is it." So, some room for error then.

The evangelical explorers said that some of the seven large compartments discovered would be perfect for housing animals. By our rough calculations, that's not quite enough room for every species on the planet, but the group remains undeterred, saying that the structure could not be a human settlement because it was found at too high an altitude.

Turkey is now expected to apply for UNESCO World Heritage status so the site can be protected while a major dig is conducted. Unless the dig uncovers the fossilized remains of two times the estimated 1.5 million species on Earth, our left eyebrow will remain firmly raised ...