Williamsburg McCarren Park Vagina Tree Clit RingThe McCarren Park tree known for its resemblance to a certain ladypart (hint: not the elbow) has recently been adorned with the mark of a gal who has daddy issues. The tree got a ring on its clitoris.

We don't know who the piercer was, but we hope he doesn't stop at this tree. Because there's a whole forest of arboreal vulvas out there, just waiting for someone to stick some pretty jewelry through their trunk nubs.

In the meantime, if you happen to be near Bedford Ave. and North 12th St., go check the ring out yourself. But don't touch it -- she's still sensitive.