Everyone knows that women love men with dogs. But what if you don't have the time, patience and willingness to scoop excrement off the sidewalk with a plastic bag every day for the next 7–10 years? You "borrow" a shelter dog, take it for a walk, and then return it a couple hours later. That's what some unscrupulous singles are doing as a means to meet women, according to the New York Post. But does it actually work? I decided to test it as unscientifically as possible.
I swing by BARC (Brooklyn Animal Rescue Coalition) on a breezy Tuesday evening. My companion is brought out, a barrel-chested pit bull mix named Mango. A ball of herringbone muscle explodes into me with all the reserve of a pinball, leaps up to eye level, and begins harmlessly nibbling my arm.
"She likes to chew," says the next fellow in line, who's been here before. Sweet -- she ignores personal boundaries and has a harmless fetish. This dog is going to make my quirks look good.
Keep reading to see if Mango made a good wingdog.
To test Mango's skills, I've barred myself from starting a conversation unless the dog makes an opening for me. We're trying to gauge how much interest this pooch can raise, and it wouldn't be right for me to distort the experiment with smooth opening lines like, "You know, I can eat an entire slice of pizza in one bite. What, this? Oh, it's a dog ..."
I plan to take Mango west to the park where there's always someone enjoying the view of Manhattan, but after a few steps she shows her best trick: passive resistance. When Mango doesn't want to go somewhere, she drops flat on the ground, daring you to drag her in full view of the people who just entrusted her to your care. I count on them to forgive my gentle nudge, since their dog is now prone in the middle of the street.

Mango and I drag each other onto Bedford Ave. with no female interaction; it's clearly time to give her a push. We encounter a cute brunette and her dog Zoey, so I ask her permission to let the dogs meet and greet. They sniff each other's intimate parts while I take the more subtle path of inquiring about Zoey's breed, given her unusually large ears. Things are going so well, I'm about to introduce myself, when something makes Zoey snap. The suddenly snarling pup gets pulled away from us. I decide this is not Mango's fault, because to admit so would be admitting my dog is as charming yet socially inept as I am.
We return to BARC, unburdened by the phone numbers of Brooklyn beauties, but we had fun. Walking a pooch might not open doors with all women, but it's a great way to approach ladies with other dogs, often at 35 mph.


























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Thursday 29 April
By tk_2009
A few things here. First, Mango is adorable! I adopted my pitbull from a shelter and never looked back, they are terrific dogs. Second, I find this whole idea pretty reprehensible and ill conceived. Namely, you're taking this dog away from the shelter where it could meet with potential new owners and using it as a ploy to meet women. And what happens if you get a number and Mango is nowhere to be found when and if said lady comes over? Then you are (though you already were, really) a liar. This might be a good way to have a one night stand with a dog lover, but overall there are no winners in this situation, since nothing that comes of this is sustainable (I hear women don't like to be lied to, maybe that's just a rumor though). Unless, of course, in part 2, you grow a conscience and go back and adopt Mango.
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Thursday 29 April
By Brendan
Two points of clarification: I wouldn't have lied to anyone about being Mango's owner, and the walking hours start at 5 p.m., after the adoption hours end. Mango and I had a nice walk, that's all.
Monday 03 May
By Kimberly
No Winners?? The dog gets some much needed exercise, socialization and attention, he is being given time out of his tiny cell at the pound and he is (hopefully) learning to walk nicely on a leash, a skill all dog owners very much appreciate. You need to re-think your views and open your tiny mind to see the bigger picture. Oh, and I forgot to point out that the dog also gets exposure to potential adopters since others who might not otherwise go to the shelter get to see him.
Thursday 29 April
By TW
Yeah, this whole idea sounds pretty self-absorbed and douchey. If this is how low you need to go to meet a chick, maybe you should stick to the "real girl" variety. If youre going to reap the benefits of having a dog companion (and YES I have two) you should grow up and take the responsibility of having them in your life full time. "Borrowing" a shelter dog is just plain dodgy and totally not fair to the dog or the ladies. I hear single moms in the park sometimes check out single dads... Is there a place where you can "borrow" a kid for the day? Creepy...
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Saturday 01 May
By Jennifer
There seems to be a teeny misunderstanding here. To the two commenters previous, The writer starts off by saying that this unscrupulous, and ends up by saying that it was a fun walk, and that doing such a thing is essentially fruitless if your intention is to pick up women. This experiment is to test the tactic, not to support, advertise, or condone it. At any rate, yes, if one does it strictly to use the dog as a pick-up device, then one has far bigger issues that likely need a few years of therapy, and several messy relationships/break-ups to see reality and stop being such a user. All the same, taking a shelter dog for a walk is an essential service. Dogs need walking. Abandoned, confused, scared dogs living imprisoned in cages (whatever the reasons they are there ~ not always just due to heartless owners) need walking and a bit of attention even more-so. This is why shelters allow you to borrow dogs. They need walking. It is not a service to the morally reprehensible. It seems to me that the writer set out to show what a preposterous notion it is to use dogs for pick-up missions, and then wrapped it up by illustrating that it'll lead nowhere, and that if you're socially reticent, your dog might not oblige and bridge that gap for you, so you'd better do it because you want to do a pound dog a bit of good.
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Sunday 02 May
By Ginny
I don't understand all the anger. This guy obviously did a good thing by taking a shelter dog for a walk. And, if it happens to work to pick up girls, even better. If I saw a guy walking a gorgeous dog like Mango, I'd likely go say hi. I'd be even more inclined to think well of him when I found out she was a shelter dog. Sure, it might be a little desperate, but less so than lying on an online dating profile, or hanging out in a bar hitting on drunk girls. At least in this case, the dog benefits.
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Sunday 02 May
By jaimej
To the writer:
Why not adopt this awesome pitbull???
To be honest, (Ive volunteered in shelters for the last 4 years and have had my pitbull for the last 12), I can guarantee that if you go back in 7 days, that dog isnt going to be there. And its not because he was adopted. Pits are the most common dog euthanized in shelters. Poor mango....
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Sunday 02 May
By Mar
If the other commenters would have clicked on the NY Post article, they would have seen that BARC opens their doors to volunteers to take the dogs out for exercise. It's a selfless act that's done for selfish motives. Which isn't necessarily a bad thing. I loan my own dog to my brother in law to take to the dog park for the same reasons.
Brendan, you and Mango look like a good pair. Even if you don't adopt her, maybe you can take her out for a few more walks.
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Sunday 02 May
By BIG NIGGY
YES THE DOG WILL GET THEIR ATTENTION,BUT IT'LL TAKE LOTS OF MONEY TO KEEP THEIR ATTENTION,, IM JUST SAYING
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Sunday 02 May
By Kate
I think Brenden would have more luck if he was walking a more approachable breed. And definately a female dog.
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Sunday 02 May
By Kristen
Kate, if you read the article, Mango IS a female.
And as for an "approachable" breed, I'd much rather approach someone with a dog such as Mango than, say, a Chihuahua.
Brendan, great article, and I agree with you, "if it weighs under ten pounds, it's a cat unless it proves itself otherwise." :)
Sunday 02 May
By CB
Brendan, honey, I could have told you that the Captain Morgan commercial is full of hooey, and I have three dogs, all rescues. The simple fact is that dogs will make people notice and greet you ( the dog will be greeted first) more than if you were walking down a street looking down at it or up at the sky. The dogs, for me, especially one as pretty as Mango, will get my attention even if the person on the other end of the leash ordinarily wouldn't. So it is the ultimate ice breaker. However, that doesn't mean that I will give the person my phone number, and if I have my dogs with me, we wouldn't even be close enough to talk since my middle dog Bonnie isn't very amenable to dogs outside of her pack. Give the writer a break and get your next forever friend from the shelter!
Why the anger here, people?? BARC is a no-kill rescue, so there is no need to beat up on poor Brendan on that one, but pits are awesome companion animals!
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Sunday 02 May
By promqueen
When my Dad & my Mom separated, the first thing he did was get a dog, a stray. All us kids loved the dog, and my dad told me if I was ever in his position, to get a dog. They are a conversation opener, and it sure worked for my dad
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Sunday 02 May
By gracie mom in Az.
My Gracie looks a lot like Mango. I would have talked to you, if only to say. wow! that dog looks like my dog. Mango is a beauty! hope you find a good home soon pretty girl! and Brandon good luck to you also, you did a nice deed to a needy pup and hopefully the karma will come back around for you both!
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Sunday 02 May
By Heather
I think anyone spending time, love & affection on any animal in the humane society would definitely be worth a look! Hats off to you for taking the time getting to know that sweet dog! I would definitely start a chat & want to have a conversation!
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Sunday 02 May
By pete
I think its a real cheesy way to meet someone, besides when that person finds out your not a real pet lover or owner theyre going to drop your stupid ass, I know i would.
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Sunday 02 May
By Kristen
Why the negativity? Even if the person on the other end of the leash was not the owner, they cared enough to get a shelter pet out for some love, exercise, and socialization. Points there. Big points. Some people can't have a dog, like myself. I volunteer at a shelter, and..wow..take the dogs for walks.
And really, I sincerely doubt that someone who didn't like animals would do this. And if they did, those of us who do love animals would notice.
Sunday 02 May
By Sandy
Years back, before my Dad passed, he shared the following about himself of a time when he lived alone in NYC:
Dad told me he would "rub his hands in raw ground beef" and then wipe it off his hands - but, there was enough smell remaining that the dogs could still smell it. Then he would walk through the parks and meet women who had dogs - the dogs would willingly come up to him and then he had an opening for an introduction to the dog's owner.
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Sunday 02 May
By doc
"the average dog demonstrates a higher degree of loyalty than the average female."
i forget where i read that, anybody?
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Sunday 02 May
By Pachanga
Yes,Yes,Yes,dogs can definitely get you hooked up! When I was 13, I went to the shelter and adopted the best friend I ever had,from a litter of black labs. On our walks,girls would stop us to pet and ask questions about him. I met quite a few girls because of him and he got himself alot of bitches. He was a pimp dog! REST IN PEACE SONNY!!!
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