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The National Milk Producers Federation has asked the FDA to stop companies from referring to non-milk products as milk, and we have to agree. Everybody knows that soy milk is an udder disgrace to the term. That's why we think Fox 5's Rosanna Scotto is on to something with her idea to re-brand the concoction "soy jizzum." It could be marketed right next to the unfortunately named "Muscle Milk." That's right, the "Good Day, New York" anchor made the spunky suggestion during a live broadcast, and the facial expressions of her colleagues are priceless. Keep reading to check out the video.
Hopefully, Scotto won't be in too much trouble for the gaffe. We suggest she claim to be an avid bird-watcher, or a big fan of Japanese hardcore metal. Would you believe John Wayne?
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Friday 30 April
By Jutsy
She sounds like the type of princess who would refer to actual jism, in bed, as "soy milk"...as in "Harvey, don't you dare spill your disgusting soy milk on me. My collagen hasn't set and I just had my hair and nails done."
Imagine all that in a Fran Drescher accent. I know I am.
Hee haw.
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Friday 30 April
By Kplan
Wow, Scotto is not only a disingenuous newsperson, but disgusting person too!
I love milk...and recently switched to soy milk b/c the idea of drinking the milk from an animal that is forced into perpetual pregnancy in order to produce milk for me, kinda disgusted me.
And soy milk has improved greatly since the last time I tried it a few years back.
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Thursday 06 May
By Mental Mage
Head out of Ass THEN type. She said NOTHING about that, they merely reported on the "case" and then threw out names they could try, I fail to see where the "disgusting person" bit comes in.
Friday 30 April
By Impure Client
Hottest M.D. ever?
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Thursday 06 May
By bing
The system is too girly. So is kplan. Just drink it, its good for your and don't bring all this crap bureaucracy into every issue.
Soon, we're going to have a legal battle on how to classify WATER. "I feel so back taking this resource from the springs where all the lovely animals that are so precious to this world live! I'll give up my water for them!"
or
"I can't be allowed to say water or drink certain brands because there isn't enough potassium in the water to rank it as WATER water."
Drink your water and milk, call it water and milk, and shut your face.
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