The National Milk Producers Federation has asked the FDA to stop companies from referring to non-milk products as milk, and we have to agree. Everybody knows that soy milk is an udder disgrace to the term. That's why we think Fox 5's Rosanna Scotto is on to something with her idea to re-brand the concoction "soy jizzum." It could be marketed right next to the unfortunately named "Muscle Milk."

That's right, the "Good Day, New York" anchor made the spunky suggestion during a live broadcast, and the facial expressions of her colleagues are priceless. Keep reading to check out the video.

Hopefully, Scotto won't be in too much trouble for the gaffe. We suggest she claim to be an avid bird-watcher, or a big fan of Japanese hardcore metal. Would you believe John Wayne?