Sure, you could go see "A Nightmare on Elm Street" with all the teenagers and other audience members yelling at the screen, as if the characters could actually hear them. Or you can be a real horror fan and see "The Human Centipede," the Danish thriller that's being called the "sickest movie of all time." All we know about this one is that a crazy doctor stitches together a couple of stranded coeds into a literal version of the title. (We could barely get through an early clip [kinda NSFW], that's how messed up this movie is.) Polarizing audiences the world over, this is one foreign-language horror flick that won't be getting a bastardized American version anytime soon. Also in theaters:
-- Michael Caine gets all Charles Bronson on some young punks in "Harry Brown," the story of a quiet Brit who goes on a vigilante rampage after the death of his only friend. Does Batman know that Alfred's been stepping out to bust heads in between cape cleanings?
-- While Jackie Earle Haley is perfectly cast as Freddy Krueger, we haven't heard anything positive about the reboot of "A Nightmare on Elm Street." Are modern audiences too jaded for Freddy? Those movies got really campy in the late '80s / early '90s. We're pretty sure Roseanne and Tom Arnold popped up by the end of the original franchise.
-- Catherine Keener, Oliver Platt and Amanda Peet star in "Please Give," an indie dramedy from the director of "Lovely and Amazing" and "Friends With Money." Keener's presence in a film is about as reliable a mark of quality as you can get these days.
-- Meanwhile, when Brendan Fraser battles woodland creatures in a movie called "Furry Vengeance," is safe to say there will be a head and/or crotch injury joke within the first 10 minutes.


























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Saturday 08 May
By MIKE ZVIRBLIS
Well, the only thing left would be for John Waters to remake "Gone With The Wind". Or the top a-listers in Hollywood to re-make "The Human Centipede"!
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Wednesday 12 May
By michael
What hype and utter bs! This film did not contain any graphic violence or nudity, much less real suspense, plot or decent acting. Saw had more of all and I didnt even really care for that film. I wasted $6 and an hour and a half of my life on this garbage expecting some new take on the horror genre and what I got was just fail. Hell, the Nightmare on Elm Street remake was better. The only part of this film that even made me slightly squirm was the doctor describing the operation and his goal. The actual surgery was a few brief snippets of him making some cuts here and there, the much ballyhooed "feeding" scene was just a few shots of the female actress make gross faces etc. Im so sick of paid journalism promoting movies that arent even worth the film theyre printed on.
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Sunday 02 May
By Brandon Boyer
Human Centipede. Sphincter to Suckhole fun for the entire family. The Manson family. Greatest movie I've seen in years.
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Monday 03 May
By ofm
antichrist was the sickest thing i've ever seen, i doubt this will be worse
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Thursday 13 May
By Samantha
what i love most is how alot of articles are throwing the word 'porno' in when talking about this movie. just because theres 'mouth-to-ass' in it. please, theres nothing pornographic about it at all! as for being 'dark' and 'sick' and all that, it is neither dark nor sick nor scary... its pretty funny actually. people are insane.
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Thursday 10 June
By Tish Grier
Check out Pasolini's "Salo"--far sicker and more disgusting than Human Centipede. by a longshot. and it was made in the '70s.
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