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However, because marrying an animal is (quite understandably) illegal in Germany, the 39-year-old Mitzscherlich had to stage a bizarre ceremony, which he paid an actress $395 to officiate.
Actress Christin-Maria Lohri asked him to say "I do" and Cecilia to say "meow" before pronouncing them man and cat. Keep reading to see a video of the "wedding."
(We don't have a video of the wedding night -- and we're actually pretty happy about that.)
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Wednesday 05 May
By exoticdoc2
What a psycho. You can't marry an animal any more than two homosexuals can "marry."
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Thursday 06 May
By Lawrence
Really? You're comparing two consenting adult males marrying to marrying an animal?
Wednesday 05 May
By exoticdoc2
By the way, for those interested, if you sometimes post comments on Pop Eater, they will censor what you say, and not just for vulgarities. If the comment is not PC enough and disagrees with what they think, they will not post it. I found it ironic in that the place I tested this idea was on the article on Muslim censorship, via threats of violence (surprise, surprise), of South Park. So just be aware that Pop Eater is into censorship big time. I have been repeatedly testing the popeater comments section and they also censor any negative comments about themselves, such as this. Apparently they are ashamed of what they are doing and trying to hide it. The latest confirmatory test was 5/4/10
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Friday 07 May
By exoticdoc2
Lawrence. I am saying that neither is a true marriage. Many don't understand where marriage came from. It is an institution established by our Creator at the beginning. Therefore only he can define or alter what marriage is. Since God has made it clear that homosexuality is not a legitimate "relationship," there will never be such a thing as homosexual marriage because he will never accept it. No matter what man calls it, no matter what little laws he passes, homosexual marriage will never be true, legitimate marriage, it is impossible. What is being compared here is two different types of sexual deviance
Thursday 06 May
By Fievel
I guess people just find these things inherently sexual but it's not necessarily the case. Maybe he's just had this cat as a close companion for many years and wanted to express his dedication through something concrete.
This is the difference between Eros and Agape.
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Thursday 06 May
By JW
He just did it for the insurance.
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Thursday 06 May
By exoticdoc2
Lawrence. I am saying that neither is a true marriage. Many don't understand where marriage came from. It is an institution established by our Creator at the beginning. Therefore only he can define or alter what marriage is. Since God has made it clear that homosexuality is not a legitimate "relationship," there will never be such a thing as homosexual marriage because he will never accept it. No matter what man calls it, no matter what little laws he passes, homosexual marriage will never be true, legitimate marriage, it is impossible. What is being compared here is two different types of sexual deviance
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Friday 25 June
By Jayanta Sarkar
He could have treated the cat as a sister or a daughter-at least that was something normal but wife!it really pains..it's bizarre..I wish the cat to live a healthy life and I also want the guy to be examined thoroughly-whether he is addicted to zoophilia(sex between man and animal).
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