Christine Jones Theatre for OneYou aren't going to enough confessional, heart-rending one-person shows, are you? (Aside from the adult theater booths.)

Seriously, home movie theaters are so last year. You need a home performance space, just like the one created by freelance set designer Christine Jones. (Check out the schematic after the jump.)

You cannot buy your own because there is only one Theatre for One. You can, however, find out when they're staging peepshows in your area.

Just hope it isn't performance art where they fling dung at you. Or a Gallagher show.