Is there anything we want more than a woman whose boobs are so big she can't even get out of bed? Well, apparently, women who have this problem are less than thrilled with their "glorious gift."

Case in point is Julia Manihuari, a 29-year-old Peruvian woman who was bedridden for six months under the crushing weight of her N-cup boobs.

The Sun, the world's most (dis)reputable newspaper, reported on a bizarre case of apparent bilateral gynecomastia, the symptoms of which are an out-of-control mammary gland that won't stop growing. (Men are also able to contract this illness, which causes disturbing man boobs.)

The whole thing began seven years ago, after Manihuari gave birth to her fourth child and her breasts began to overwhelm her 5-foot-tall body.

"It was awful," she told the newspaper. "If I tried to get up I would faint because my breasts were so heavy." Yeah, not so funny now.

Luckily, Manihuari was finally able to alert local authorities, who arranged for her to get breast reduction surgery and save her life. "Before the operation I couldn't do anything," she said. "I just had to live with it. It got so bad that my breasts were touching my legs."

Now, she's down to about a 34B and probably not at all amused by your offers to pose for Juggs, thank you very much. Keep reading for video.