Ögon Designs aluminum walletFinally, a wallet that will protect your condoms from getting ripped. Ögon Designs' fan-shaped aluminum wallet will hold everything you need for that date you expect to score on: from cash to credit cards to intact prophylactics.

If you're looking to finally upgrade from that homemade, duct-tape wallet, Ögon offers its product in both "credit card–size" and "ID and paper-size," as well as an array of color patterns. (We recommend the zebra pattern.) The money-holders (and condom-protectors) sell for between $39 and $59.

Ögon is currently offering a discount of 15 percent off its wallets, if you order from the Style Cube. Just enter the code "LIFESTYLES" (go figure) when you check out.

Your Ögon wallet will come with a free jimmy hat -- not that you really want one of those sent by mail. (Or maybe you do.)