Apparently magazine guys are all hurt at how the super-amazing Internet is f**king DESTROYING them with its awesomeness and unicorns with bacon wings and Selleck Waterfall Sandwiches. And what do they have? Another interview with Jennifer Aniston? Snooze.

To combat our supreme radness, magazine publishers have decided to publish ads for advertisements in magazines in magazines talking about how lame the internet is. Oooooh, meta.

We simply couldn't sit idly by, so we decided to use the wicked-fast powers of the Internet to take these paper-wasting jerkstores to task. (Click through to see the original ad.)

The Magazine Industry's Original Plea for Continued Existence: