According to conventional relationship wisdom, breaking wind in bed is a big no-no. Unless ...

Introducing the Better Marriage Blanket. Made with activated carbon fabric it completely and quickly absorbs the odor of flatulence! Or so the company says.

The manufacturers claim that the blanket contains the same type of fabric used by the military to protect against chemical weapons!

This blanket was designed by a Denver science teacher named Francis Bibbo. He had created a prototype of this material 15 years ago but it is only now that it has come into the market as a problem solver for married couples with gas issues.

It is machine washable, though it can be used for nearly four years without a wash. (Why would you?) It just needs some time to dry in the dryer or in the sun, says Bibbo, and that will keep it good as new. At present it is available in white and beige only.

The website lists the price at $49.95 for a Queen size. Keep reading to see the ad.