Not a day goes by that we don't receive a weird email from a porn peddler, famous celebrity or (no fewer than) 100 sexy ladies begging to take us to dinner. None of their pitches, however, rank halfway up the bar set by Booty Beanbags.Booty Beanbags is a website devoted to selling beanbags ... that are designed, of course, for your badonkadonk. With their special shredded memory foam padding, the funbags are semi-essential seduction props for your J. Lo wannabe or one of the lost Williams sisters.
To punctuate all this, Booty offers its Booty Babes, a random series of women who back that ass up into giant lounge-worthy furniture from the 1990s. This month's girl is seen at left with her (supposed) big booty buried deep in the embrace of the beanbag. (Another pic shows her laying butt-side up -- perhaps just to remind you what this product is for.)
Even Booty's outdoor bean bag, apparently meant for camping with strippers, is modeled for us by a woman leaning over backwards to reveal her plunging neckline.
There's no question Booty Beanbags are designed for women with junk in the trunk, but is this site really just for dudes like us who love women like them? In other words, is it porn?
| Yes -- the whole site is devoted to pleasing a woman in an uncomfortable place. | |
|---|---|
| No -- don't you need something more "porny" in your photos? |


























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Tuesday 11 May
By Jen
Really? I think it's a pretty awesome pitch. What better way to advertise a product than showing what it's made for- your booty. They just happened to spice the product up and modernize it. There's nothing pornish about it. Sexy can still be done without being sleazy.
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