Unbreakable Walking-Stick UmbrellaAre you obsessed with the old TV show "The Avengers" (or perhaps the infamous late-'90s big-screen bomb)? Well, you can get your John Steed on with this accessory-cum-weapon: the Unbreakable Walking-Stick Umbrella.

Weighing in at a little under 2 lbs., the umbrella is reportedly as "strong as a steel pipe," so you can put the beatdown on anyone, while not having to worry about sneaking it through security.

The Real Self-Defense website offers several great testimonials about this truly awesome fighting tool. Our favorite notes that it's used by the Philippines security forces to protect their president. Wow. Umbrellas. Who knew?

This umbrella of mass destruction will cost you $180. But, you're really getting peace of mind. And dry socks.