TBS very funny goldfish adThere are cat people; there are a dog people. There are, however, no goldfish people. Why? Because goldfish suck. They do little more than swim, eat fish food flakes and die prior to their expected expiration date.

OK, that might be a little harsh. Our sparkling orange fish friends swim for our amusement, and, according to a British bottled-water commercial courtesy of TBS's Very Funny Ads, they can be trained to navigate an obstacle course.

We have no idea if this feat is actually possible, but if it is, Asylum staffers may officially become goldfish people ...