Yet another bomb scareThanks, Wannabomber, now everybody is looking at bags of garbage like they're potential explosives. And all because of your crappy, crappy Times Square bomb.

The third false bomb scare since the Times Square debacle was reported yesterday. This time it was a "suspicious-looking" ... brown bag! With a metal tray inside. The other two scares were a cooler filled with water bottles, and a car somebody had left idling.

Apparently everybody in Midtown is constantly on the brink of crapping their pants ever since royal turdbag Faisal Shahzad put some fireworks next to some propane and non-explosive fertilizer and hoped that it would explode.

The good news is that apparently everybody is taking the whole "If you see something, say something" thing very seriously. The bad news is that they didn't get the memo specifying the "something" is supposed to be "something dangerous or suspicious."