Maxim's Hot 100 List dropped
today, with Katy "I Kissed a Girl" Perry landing in the top spot, knocking off last year's #1
, and everyone's favorite TV show bisexual, Olivia Wilde
, who fell to #20.
There were some notable exceptions on this year's list, with the precipitous fall of Lindsay Lohan affecting not just her movie offers, but her hot-girl barometer, as she failed to crack the top 100 for the first time.
Also, the failure to include Betty White
on the list is an absolute travesty, which necessitates a new Facebook group
. We're here to give you five more hotties who should have been included, and the five they should replace.
5. Amanda Seyfried for Stephanie Pratt.
Amanda has had a much busier 2009 and 2010, plus, she's just hotter
. She's a star on HBO's provocative Mormon hit "Big Love
," as well as the lead role in the Nicholas Sparks
tearjerker "Dear John
." Plus, Amanda had that awesome make-out scene
with Megan Fox
in Jennifer's Body
(the only scene we really liked).
Stephanie Pratt shares DNA with another Pratt
. That should be all you need to know to get her booted.
4. Crystal Renn for Jennifer Love Hewitt
If you don't know who Crystal Renn
is, then you obviously haven't been paying attention. Aside from being the first plus-size model to appear on the cover of Harper's Bazaar
, she also found time to rock the runway
, write about the runway
and publish a book
. Plus, we love her curves.
Jennifer Love Hewitt just bitched about being cheated on
, dated Malibu's Most Wanted
, and kept annoyingly taking up time on SyFy with "Ghost Whisperer
" reruns. Crystal wins.
3. Tina Fey for Ke$ha
Let's see. Tina Fey made "SNL
" relevant again, won a SAG
, an Emmy
and a Golden Globe
for her work on NBC's "30 Rock
," and showed thousands of women how sexy librarian glasses are
. Oh, and she made us laugh ... A LOT.
Ke$ha annoyed the crap out of us with "Tik Tok
" and then "blah blah blah
" (no we aren't making fun of her, that was the name of the song). Her annoyance came to a head with her abysmal appearance on "SNL
," so it's only right that the woman who made "SNL" funny again
2. Gisele for Lily Allen
We know Gisele
took most of 2009 off, but she was having a freakin' baby boy
with Tom Brady so that Brangelina's kid would have someone to marry, in order to create the most incredible genetic offspring of all time.
just shut her MySpace
page down in 2009, and stopped social networking completely
due to all the abuse. Well, here's some more abuse for thin-skinned Lily: We've booted you for the GMOT (Greatest Model of Our Time
). Easy decision.
1. Christina Hendricks for Kelly Ripa
We're gonna be honest with you readers. The real reason we even wanted to write this post was to complain about Christina Hendricks
' insane no-show on this year's list.
She's f**king CHRISTINA HENDRICKS
. She's why a lot of us red-blooded males get out of bed in the morning
. Oh, and there's this little show she's on, you might have heard of it -- "Mad Men
," where she oozes so much 1960s sexuality in her wiggle-skirt silhouette that steam literally comes out of our ears. So yeah, let's leave Christina freakin' Hendricks off the list. Our head just exploded.
was an obvious cougar
vote, and elicits a big "meh" from the peanut gallery.
Next time, consult with us, Maxim.