Wednesday morning's episode of "The Howard Stern Show" featured a 20-year-old adult film star named Emma, who claims to be an escapee from a Pennsylvania Amish community.

Internet search engines buckled under the pressure of this immediate sensation, who is currently one of the most-searched-for fantasy babes of the Web right now, according to Salon.

Emma told Stern that she left the Amish community at the age of 18, as stipulated under the terms of her Rumspringa. Instead of going back, though, she immediately bought a cell phone and hooked up with her four secular sisters, all of whom were enjoying our decadent and depraved American lifestyle.

When Stern's sidekick Robin Quivers asked how up-to-date with modern technologies Emma is, the model replied that she knew how to use the Internet. "I have one at home," she claimed.

Emma told the famed disc jockey that she didn't think of her "nude modeling" gig as porn, although, after further consideration, maybe she went a bit overboard.

"I don't wanna do it again," she says. "Well, I feel like it just went a little too far that time ... I'm OK with it for now. Like, I'm OK with it for it to be on the Web -- but that's not what I wanna do for the rest of my life."

By the way, the New American Pinup site is selling her panties, which come packaged by a man named "Brian Johnson."

Johnson claims to put a pair of her undies, some pie, and a signed photo of the artist formerly known as Emma in a delicious $40 gift box. You can order that (at your own risk) here.

In the meantime, we should take bets as to how long she can keep this act up before an ex-boyfriend from Texas shows up on "Good Morning America" with her public school yearbook photo.