Prospect Park Duck Rescue
Residents try to save a duck from Prospect Park Lake. Because they clearly aren't playing Lake of Death Bingo. (Gothamist)


Covet Nightclub Is Selling a $160 Cocktail
It's described as "sensual" and "exotic" and, no, it's not gonna give you a handy. (NY Daily News)

Brooklyn Museum Selling Historical Artifacts
Now you can finally buy that late-Victorian stone ornament you've been wanting. (New York Post)


Nepalese Man Bikes Through NYC on "World Peace Tour"
He's going to ask you for money to support world peace, so if you see this man on a bike, run the other way. (New York Times)


Uma Thurman's Village Townhouse on the Market
It's selling for $14.2 million, which unfortunately does not include a signed DVD of "The Truth About Cats and Dogs." (Curbed NY)