May 18th 2010 By Gladstone

'Human Centipede' vs. 'Splice' -- Which Will Make Gladstone Throw Up?

This summer two new movies, "Splice" and "The Human Centipede," are breathing life into the classic "science tampering in God's domain" horror genre.

But which of these will make you vomit first? Because Gladstone is new here and because we hate him, we asked him to sit through both trailers to find out. Check out the results in the latest installment of "Hate by Numbers" ...

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Tags: gladstone - hate by numbers - HateByNumbers - human centipede - HumanCentipede - sick - splice - throw up - ThrowUp - vomit

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Tuesday 18 May

By daniellaaa

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love the rant so very much. the best rant you've ever done. (that i remember...)

Tuesday 18 May

By Dustin

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Funny and accurate rant at the end my friend. I'm pretty tired of all the snuff films coming out of Hollywood these days, but I'm gonna call it now. "Human Centipede" is the next "Saw" series.

Tuesday 18 May

By daniellaaa

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Saw was easy to tolerate, comparatively.

Wednesday 19 May

By Jerm

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Oh god... I knew there was a reason I never looked up Human Centipede every time someone mentioned it... that's just horrible.

Tuesday 18 May

By Cheryl

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I have forced everyone I know to watch the Human Centipede trailer. It's just so awful, I have to share. Thanks for doing your part.

Tuesday 18 May

By Gayle

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That cracked me up and grossed me out and finally, made me cheer so loud I scared my dog. Nice work Gladstone!

Tuesday 18 May

By Matthew W

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I remember the first time that I saw the trailer for "The Human Centipede". I think a little bit of me died that day. Nah, who am I kidding, most of me died that day. Seriously? Who thought that was a good idea?

Tuesday 18 May

By Armitage112

Neutral

Now I have "Human Centipede" in my NetFlix queue for when it eventually gets to DVD. That looks like some sick stuff. And Mr. Stone, your deadpan shock face during that clip was PRICELESS. Nicely done. :-D

Tuesday 18 May

By Armitage112

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BTW--I read on "Human Centipede"'s Wikipedia page (so it must be true) that the people who backed this flick weren't told about THAT KEY PLOT ELEMENT until AFTER it was finished. Where can I find me some clueless people with lots of money to throw away????

Tuesday 18 May

By Nerill

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This has to be the most socially responsible warning ever. Mr Gladstone, you have done an awesome service to the world- you are hereby awarded 9,457 internet points: use them as you wish - don't forget to share with your family.

Now, after viewing a portion of "human Centipede" I must bleach both my eyes and then throw myself into a pit of pony acid.

Can't wait till next HBN!!!!!!!

Tuesday 18 May

By Zero

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I think this would make someone without a stomache throw up, good work gladstone.

Wednesday 19 May

By BWM

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I joined solely to express the fact that Human Centipede is absolutely...yeah, there's no word strong enough to go here. I already hate Saw making "torture" a genre, but this movie actually getting released will likely start two or three various apocalypse scenarios. I'm not sure whether to be glad that you decided to end by passing up a chance for jokes and honestly throat-punch the internet into boycotting this movie, or pissed that you ruined my innocence and told me about it. I have to go watch some schoolgirl/furry/tentacle rape porn to cleanse myself for God's sake!