We all know that women can be confusing creatures. They say "I'm fine" when they mean "I am about to start bawling -- and I'll never let you forget it." They follow counterintuitive "Rules"-esque guidelines about whose turn it is to call. And on top of all that, they're less likely to sleep with guys they actually like.
We figured there must be a way to cut through the confusing subtext and mixed signals, so we turned to science, in the form of Kevin Hogan, one of the nation's leading body-language experts.
After authoring 19 books on the subject and being utilized as a resource by outlets such as ABC, Fox, and the BBC, we hoped he could help us figure out if that cute girl in the vintage Led Zeppelin tee is into us -- or secretly dying in horror that a goon like us is even trying to talk to her.
Continue reading to hear this body-language expert's interpretation of some common female stances. Keep in mind, all women are different and these interpretations are based within a flirting context.
In this photograph, the woman's right foot is pointed in, taking the weight off her right hip and causing her left foot to support all of her body weight."She's non-consciously drawing attention to her neck, which is a bit of an invitation," says Hogan. "That, combined with her very off-balance posture, could be interpreted that she likes you and trusts you."
This awkward pose may represent some sort of nervousness or aloofness. The woman's legs are criss-crossed at an odd angle and she looks uncomfortable in general. "It wouldn't surprise me if she started to nibble at a fingernail," says Hogan. "She is postured like a young teenager. Her hand to her waist is not for power, but maybe for display (if she's thinking about anything at all)."
Pair this classic, crossed-leg sitting pose with her stiff upper torso, and Hogan says this one's a no-brainer: "She is prepared to be obedient," he says. "Her hands are keeping her posture straight and completely open and her neck is completely exposed. That's as open an invitation as she can give you."
"Her crossed leg indicates she is planning on staying here with you for as long as you like," he adds.
This laid-back stance signifies that this woman is "aggressively flirting with you," our expert tells us. "She shows you her body, but blocks it with her right arm offering you a small hurdle to get past to get the prize." The way she's sitting on her foot represents a sort of vulnerability, as well.
A polite posture like this one may represent a hint of uncertainty. It may not be painfully obvious here, explains Hogan, but this rigid stance could very well mean "she is not comfortable with you."Don't worry about an explosive outbreak, though. "As long as she is sitting as she does in church, she will behave as if she is in church."
This is precisely the kind of body language that lets you know she truly digs you. "She probably isn't allowed to jump over the table and ride you out the door, so she is giving you all the signals possible that now is the time for you to get up and get moving," our expert explains.
He adds, "She has opened her entire body to you. All that's left is for someone to smack you over the head and say, 'Do it!'"
"Her hands are sweaty and she is likely uncomfortable," says Hogan. You haven't set her at ease and she's probably nervous or isn't able to relax. However, notice that the woman's weight is shifted in this position, as well. This unbalanced weight distribution leaves her "completely vulnerable," despite any discomfort she may feel toward you.
In other words: Not all hope is lost.
Either you just said something offensive or your breath is bad. This is obvious because the woman has leaned away from you in addition to crossing her arms. Luckily, "Her feet are still both pointed toward you, forgiving your boorish behavior," explains Hogan.
When a woman is that close to you, it's high time you make a move. "This is the moment you've waited for," Hogan tells Asylum. "She is completely in your personal space and her body simply says, "Take me home.'" Hogan adds, "Her left toe pointing toward you is the final signal."
This is another one of those stances that screams, "I want you!" our expert says. He explains, "She gives full view of her chest, completely opens the door by placing her arm behind her body and handcuffing her other arm. This body is one that wants to be taken, so step up to the plate."
| Yes -- we all reveal things through our bodies. | |
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| No way -- The only way to know she's flirting is to hear what she's saying. |
All photos courtesy of Wendy Rose Gould.


























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Saturday 29 May
By Sharon
I didn't look to see who wrote this, but he/she has it all Wrong! I sit in church with one leg tucked under me and I promise you , I am NOT telling the pastor I want him. I stand with my arms folded behind me while the singing is going on and again, I am NOT telling the choir to come on. Guys - do not take your hints from this article.
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Saturday 29 May
By lilyspryte
So does this only apply to single women??? I have been married for 7 years, and I have male acquaintances that I speak with on occassion. I am pretty sure I have used the majority of the stances above when speaking with them in a public setting, but I have NEVER been flirty with another man while I was married. Even before I was married, I would sit or stand in ways that nearly mirrored some poses above that are considered flirty, but I was not flirting in any way.... I was simply comfortable with that person because I knew that they were not thinking of me in a flirtatious or sexual manner, only as a friend. Thanks for ruining it!!
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Saturday 29 May
By EricS
Are you sure about that? Perhaps subconsciously you're attracted to some of those friends. I know for a fact that women I've dated, woman that I know who are married, as well as men get attracted to friends. Even to the point that they do mild flirting. Mild enough that it would be seen as friendly gestures. Now this doesn't mean these people are bad and cheating. If it's left at just unconscious flirting, and not doing anything about it all. Not saying this is your case, but I've also known women (who've admitted to me) that they tell themselves that they aren't attracted to someone in that way, but deep down they do have some romantic feelings. So it does happen.
Saturday 29 May
By lise
You're kidding right????
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Saturday 29 May
By Scroatie
What does it mean when she cracks a beer bottle over your head and starts tossing pool cues to bikers?
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Sunday 30 May
By Dawn
Written by a women, but quotes are a man's interpretation...Kevin Hogan.
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Saturday 29 May
By yabbi
@Jason O: Wendy wrote the article about some man's decisions about what womens' body posture signifies.
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Saturday 29 May
By Scroatie
But seriously folks,look at how big Obama's hands are.He can't go to Nashville but he can dress up as Michael Jackson.
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Saturday 29 May
By LST
If a woman peels off her top, that's when I know she likes me!
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Saturday 29 May
By Laura
Most of the women commenting here express my feelings exactly. This article is a male fantasy.
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Sunday 30 May
By Joe
Ha If This was True i wouldnt know a thing about women! I know about them for one reason, and one reason only, I never assumed they liked me unless the confessed, I never did anything stupid like most men. By this, i became friends with alot.... And now i understand most aspects of their thoughts generally. (women differ, unlike some men think).
Saturday 29 May
By Robby
easy it all boils down to the same way animals breed in the wild the female choices her mate we as males have to win over her hearts desires other words women like a little cave man in there men not some wining yes dear moron all this goes to prove one thing women are from venus men from mars men will never ever learn the true nature of a womans thoughs he just has to play it by ear
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Saturday 29 May
By ralphgmiami
The woman who said she shift around because it's uncomfortable; did anyone notice that the woman in the photo is sitting on a stiff wooden chair? Also bars get very uncomfortable to breathe in South Florida if a lot of people light up cigarettes or if even one person lights up a cigar. Cigars smell like rolled up tobacco if someone peed on it. It's got a acidic urine smell to it. If body odor makes a woman uncomfortable, a cigar smells like acidic urine body odor to the tenth power. I think people smoke cigars to look cool but they really stink like pee drench tobacco. I bet that's the secret of cigar makers.
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Sunday 30 May
By MAL
IF YOU LISTEN TO THIS BS YOU MIGHT END UP WITH A RAPE CHARGE ON YOUR STUPID ASS.
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Saturday 29 May
By carolm393
It seems that most men think that everyway a woman stands, talks, moves, sits is in someway directed toward him in a flirtatious way. Some women are friendly and men misinterpret that for a pass at them. Since men think about women every few seconds, or whatever it is, they are always trying to find ways that women are coming onto them. Usually the woman is not thinking anything of the like.
Apparently, according to this article, any way a woman stands or sits is some sort of innuendo to men. Give me a break.
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Saturday 29 May
By Frank
The last guy that was interested in me, all he looked at was wether I was anorexic enough for him. I wasn't, so he told his family to inform me that I was too good for him. Y'know something? I was too good for that Dirtbag loser. So now every time he comes around to talk to me I neatly fold my arms up and not face my body in his direction. I hope he gets the hint that I don't want to see him no more.
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Saturday 29 May
By wendi970
I think the author is scary and shouldn't be allowed to go to bars at night. I'm a girl and he's not only wrong, but the ways he suggests the girl is feeling, I'd say he has "issues."
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Sunday 30 May
By nozo
If you have any brains as a male...the body language that a female sends is all about what we do to them...Its their choice guys..not ours...If you think all those dumb pickup lines work...you are foolish..trust me I know...I always look for the correct language from a girl but never try too hard from that point..they are still the decision makers...
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Sunday 30 May
By Bud Maxwell
In my opinion, the only way these "come on" poses would substantiate any credability would be if the broad was wearing knee pads at the time! LOL
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Sunday 30 May
By Bud Maxwell
Thank you, Ralph! After trying many other kinds of methods, your comments just made me quit smoking in a cold turkey fasion. LOL
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