Recently, we offered up a list of tips to remember when it comes time to lose your virginity. Our contributors shared memories of their first times, encounters that encompassed everything from condom mishaps to the dreaded "whiskey d*ck."

Traumatic stuff to be sure, but one reader just might have them all beat.

Drew writes, "I was a freshman in undergrad. It was my first keg party. The girl was a senior. We went back to my dorm room and we did it. Unfortunately, I hit my head on the headboard when I finished (she was on top holding on the the bars from the top bunk). When I awoke several hours later, I got an applause from my neighbors and the RD. I never saw that girl again, or at least I could not remember her name. That is fine as the sex probably was horrible."

Just a measly case of severe head trauma, you say? Well, as if that wasn't bad enough, Drew adds, "Also, a friend of hers had hit me in the ribs with a baseball bat prior to me taking her home. I think it was because I c*ckblocked him."

You win, Drew. That story is like something out of "Porky's 3." Here's hoping you brought protection for the next time. (By which, we mean a helmet.)