Not all stoners are capable of selling and distributing drugs. There's a reason for that. To be a dealer, you have to know how to get your product into the market while remaining elusive to the fuzz. Stoners, on the other hand, get high too often to actually think this process through.
Take Jacob Walker, for instance. He probably thought trading his iPod touch with his supply of dank for an iPad on Craigslist was the best plan he had all week. Too bad he got busted.
When the Gilbert Police Department of Arizona saw Walker's ad accompanied with an actual image of his weed, they instantly set up a trap.
An undercover detective set up a meeting with Walker on Wednesday and quickly busted the 20-year-old after being presented with marijuana. Must have been like watching a mosquito fly itself into a bug zapper.
Keep reading for the truly awesome ad, complete with picture of said dank.



























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