The forces of nature (or possibly a vengeful God) have destroyed Big Butter Jesus, a tragedy befallen upon the good people of Monroe, Ohio, and lovers of holy dairy products everywhere. A smoldering fiberglass frame is all that remains of the grandiose monument otherwise known as Touchdown Jesus. Late last night, a bolt of lightning struck the iconic statue, setting it aflame as well as torching the nearby amphitheater of Solid Rock Church. A group of devout followers ran to the site, but were powerless to do anything ... other than whip out their camera phones in an effort to be the first to post the spectacle on YouTube. Fortunately no one was hurt in the fire, other than fish in the pond; whether they made attempts to escape or gracefully accepted the inevitability of death remains to be seen.
Keep reading to see video of the creamy conflagration.


























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Tuesday 15 June
By ogden lafaye
Another obvious display of God's displeasure with goofy Christians. Mother Nature is our God, let no God attempt to stand before her...laughter Remember: Apes evolved from Creationists...ask mom if you don't believe me.
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Tuesday 15 June
By Elizabeth Schaltenbrand
Nice try with the headline, but butter doesn't contain lactose. Only milk and foods made with milk do.
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Tuesday 15 June
By Vaganza
Ummm....seriously?
Wednesday 16 June
By Ms Laydi
Butter isn't made from milk?
Thursday 17 June
By Rich Huhn
Last I looked, butter was made from cream, a milk product
Monday 21 June
By Billy Bob
Oh wow, you're so smart! You totally caught them. You should be an editor or something, like really.
Tuesday 15 June
By Jack Of All Trades
an act of god? or an act of atheists with a laser beam?
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Thursday 17 June
By Rich Huhn
I will have to remember that sequence of evolution, it really clarifies how things work...
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