Batman FatmanIt's a scene almost as iconic as the Caped Crusader himself: the moment when a young Bruce Wayne, still grieving from the murder of his parents, encounters a bat -- and sees his future as a crimefighter. In the latest comics from the Let's Be Friends Again team of Curt Franklin and Chris Haley, our good friends over at ComicsAlliance imagine an alternate universe where a linguistic twist caused his story to play out a liiiiittle differently.

What if Batman hit the buffet table instead of the gym? ComicsAlliance has the unsettling answer. (via ComicsAlliance)