It doesn't take a parapsychologist to know that sexy ladies + booby tassels + nerd-movie theme = gold mine. Good thing the geniuses that brought us the Holy Sh*t! Batman Burlesque answered our proton-pack-lovin' prayers once again as Epic Win presented the "Ghostbusters" Burlesque this past weekend at The Tank in NYC.

Everyone from the demonic Gozer the Gozerian to a possessed Dana Barrett (as Zuul) stripped out of homemade costumes, which were eventually swept away by the lovely Miss Janine, who tells us she has "quit better jobs than this."

Check out photos and exclusive interviews with the ladies of the sold-out show. We even threw in shots of Stay Puft's marshmallow reveal, along with a clip of Slimer's striptease for the poor souls stuck on the mile-long waiting list to get into the show. You're welcome.

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The Ladies of Ghostbusters Burlesque

Bonnie Voy'age as Slimer

What would you do in the event of a Slimer attack?
'WELL ...' (In Bonnie's creepy Slimer voice) 'I'd probably be very attracted to him.. IF ya know what I mean.. heh heh heh.. wink wink nudge nudge.'

What's your favorite Ghostbusters Scene?
'Uhhh the one that has Sliiiimer in it?!' (did we really have to ask?)

The Ladies of Ghostbusters Burlesque

Boo Bess the Baroness as Janine Melnitz

Who's the sexiest Ghostbuster? "Dr. Venkman because he's a rapist.. no wait.. Egon because he's the cutest."

What would you do in the event of a Slimer attack?
"I'd just let him drip alllll over me."

Favorite GB Scene: "Ghostbusters II when Peter MacNicol wakes up and goes: "Why am I drippings vis goo?"

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Miss Mary Cyn as Gozer the Gozarian

Tell Us About Your Costume:
"I wanted to dot his act for a very long time, but didnt think anyone would recognize it if I did it in a regular show."

Favorite GB Scene:
"I think it might change everytime I see it.. probably the scene where theyre going up the stairs.. and he's like 'what floor are we on??' cuz theyre in the teens, and he's like 'well let me know when we get to the 20's cuz im gonna throw up'.

What would you do in the event of a Slimer attack?
I'd probably do what I always do when I see something freaky.. just stop and stare.

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Magdalena Fox as Sugar Skull Day of the Dead

What inspired your costume?
"I was researching imagery for my new tattoo, so I really fell in love with it and wanted to base my act around it."

What would you do in the event of a Slimer Attack?
Scream, crawl into the fetal position and then eat the slime.

Who is the sexiest Ghostbuster?
Bill Murray!!!!

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Victoria Privates as Dana Barrett as Zuul

What Inspired Your Costume?
"I was inspired by the really creepy scene where Dana becomes Zuul. I wanted to do something with her possession as I thought it was really scary and sexy at the same time.

Sexiest GB? Egon!! I've had a crush on him since I was a little kid, I owned an action figure and I just loved it.

What would you do in the event of a Slimer attack?
"Oh my god.. what would I do? I'd call the Ghostbusters!"

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BB Heart as Japanese Horror Ghost

What Inspired Your Costume? "It's not really Ghostbusters, but in the same vein, I watch a lot of Japanese and Korean horror movies like 'The Ring' and 'The Grudge'.

Which Ghostbuster would you most like to haunt?
"You know, I actually like Janine cuz shes sassy hot and I LOVE a girl in glasses!"

"What would you do in a Slimer attack?
Probably hope that I wasnt wearing my favorite dress, but I'd probably just go with it you know you kinda just haveta go with those sort of things.

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Lefty Lucy as the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man

Which Ghostbuster would you most like to squish?
"Even though he's totally a sexual predator, I can't not be charmed by Bill Murray as Dr. Venkman."

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Lefty Lucy as the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man

Tell Us About Your Costume!!
"I worked with my friend and costume designer David Withrow to figure out the best way to do this costume. We talked about gluing marshmallows to me, using balloons, and a number of other things, but then we found this file material that looked and moved just like marshmallow skin does, and immediately we knew what we needed to do."

The Ladies of Ghostbusters Burlesque

Lefty Lucy as the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man

What is your favorite GB Scene? "In the first movie, I love when Rick Moranis gets chased in to Central Park and cornered against Tavern on the Green. I'm probably the only person who likes Ghostbusters 2, and I got to see it in a movie theater shortly after 9/11. It's cheesy but there was something incredibly moving about seeing the Statue of Liberty walk down the street."

The Ladies of Ghostbusters Burlesque