Every single day, millions of Americans struggle with a terrible problem. It has nothing to do with the economy. It has nothing to do with climate change or natural disasters. Every day millions of overweight Americans almost suffer serious injury performing a simple daily task: donning socks.

Putting on your socks when you have acquired a handsome beer belly can be seriously rough. Asylum has offered many different perspectives from many different groups, but to this point we've ignored the fat man's perspective. Fortunately, Andy Green was happy to shine the spotlight on this terrible situation that befalls the rotund among us every single day.