Jun 21st 2010 By Emily McCombs
A Woman's Perspective on Testicles
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Saturday 03 July
By Miche
My ex's idea of the perfect BJ--I wrote him this as a birthday gift....
He walks in tired from a day at the office. “Honey, I’m home”! You smile glad to see his smile and see the weariness in his brow. He is an elegant man, majestic, nice build though tendency to a slight pudginess. All in all carries himself well, comfortable in business attire as well as casual. Inherited his sense of style from his father, he has that “Caballero” air to him. A handsome man not in the usual way, his sense of humor will win your heart. A man-child vulnerable, wicked, sweet, sulking, tender, irresistible, sad, engulfing, brutish, protective, territorial, silly, an enigma. He crashes on the sofa, you reach down and take off his shoes, socks and undress him. He lay on the sofa to watch his show, “The Tudors”, he likes Henry’s style. You gently massage his feet, feeling the tension slowly leave his body. He revels in it, your hands massage his legs, your hands massage his manhood, “my balls”, he exclaims. You place your tongue on his balls, lick in an upward motion from bottom to top ensuring moisture is evenly spread. He moans in pleasure you lick the crevice between his legs and his balls, you feel his body, sense his pleasure you lick his shaft like an ice pop. Goal is lots of moisture you suck the sides of his cock, circle your tongue at his base apply pressure until he moans. You slowly lick your way up his shaft and take his manhood in your mouth deep he likes to feel the back of your throat. You make suck make love to his penis with your mouth his body jerks with pleasure. You go deeper in out slow, fast, “suck bitch” he exclaims in the heat of passion. “Deep throat”! You open your throat and slide it in, he moves gently and makes love to your mouth. “Suck it like a good bitch” he moans he’s ready to burst, he grabs your hair “suck it”! His body alive with impending ecstasy, he rocks his body thrust his manhood “suck”! His shaft in-out, slow- fast he’s peaking, he’s moaning, “SUCK” wild with frenzy, he reaches orgasm releasing his milk in your mouth, you swallow not wasting a single drop!
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Friday 27 August
By Robert Knight
Your perspective on testicles is interesting. I would like to add my perspective. I'm going to go into a lot of possibly boring detail which I think is essential to some understanding.
When I was a boy, in the 1960s, we weren't given much information about our bodies. We had no resources like the internet. The adults in my area were prudes who thought that all we needed to know was that boys had a penis and girls didn’t.
They used poor logic. They said things like "You have a penis. Therefore you are a boy." This is the way they taught all of us. We thought it was because we had penises we were boys, instead of the other way around. They should say, “You are a boy. Therefore you have a penis." I think that this is kind of why we think that if we have a bigger penis than someone else, we are a better man than them (the more of a penis you have, the more of a man you are). But that's another topic. They never mentioned our testicles to us boys. We didn't know what our testicles were.
Here I was, a little boy, wondering why I had body parts that hung down between my legs behind my penis. I wondered why they weren’t up in the body with the rest of my organs, like my stomach, heart and lungs. I wasn't the only one wondering, though. We were all in the same boat until we were old enough for the talk, which was when we were about eleven years old. I did happen to see an anatomy book one time when I was about nine years old and found the words "testes" and testicles," which I thought were stupid words for them.
While I'm on the subject, one thing I've never understood is why there are people who think it's funny when a guy gets hit in the groin. I first got hurt in the groin when I was seven years old (I fell on the jungle gym, onto a bar right between my legs), so have always known how painful it is, so I've never found it amusing when they show these videos on tv or elsewhere and the people in the audience laugh and laugh while some guy is laying on the ground writhing in pain. It knocked the wind out of me and ached too much for me to move for several minutes. They evidently don't know what it feels like. I caught on fire once and suffered massive third degree burns. That hurt almost as much as getting hit in the testicles.
Testicles actually can handle quite a bit of abuse. They go through a lot of abuse in ordinary life. With only one's clothing and the skin of the scrotum between them and the elements, they don't have the same protection as one's internal organs. They get jostled around a lot during walking, and even more when jogging, running, biking, playing sports, etc. Of course, guys need to dress appropriately in protective gear for any kind of athletic endeavor or rough-housing. Inside one's underwear, the penis and the testicles can wind up getting jostled into uncomfortable and painful positions, and a guy has to make adjustments. This happens especially during physical activity, so that's why you see athletes adjusting themselves during a game. They have to do it. I always wear briefs, because they hold everything, including my testicles, in a comfortable position, and there is minimal movement. They're not swinging around freely and getting smacked against my legs or mashed between them as they would be if I were wearing boxers.
Inside the scrotum, there is a membrane which runs down the center of the sac, between the testicles, keeping each of them on its own side. If there is no membrane, then the testicles would come into contact with each other, and they could both wind up in one side of the scrotum, or on each other's side of the scrotum, and none of these things would be very good.
Also, from what I understand, there are some connective tissues between each testicle and the scrotum sort of holding them in place to keep them from getting twisted around. These tissues can get torn and then the testicle can then get twisted around. When that happens, it's called torsion. It's a serious condition and incredibly painful. It can lead to shock and unconsciousness. If the testicle gets twisted, then the blood vessels leading to and from it can get squeezed shut, leading to a loss of blood supply. The testicle will die if the problem isn't corrected quickly enough. It's a rare occurrence and usually happens to athletes who are engaged in some vigorous physical activity, vigorous enough for those connective tissues to get torn and the testicle to get twisted. Protective gear is very necessary for guys.
Because of their sensitivity, my testicles feel as if they are at the very core of me. Every sensation I get - a shiver up my spine, a sudden shock, sharp pain, or soothing, comforting feeling is felt in my testicles, too. They feel like the root or seed from which the rest of me has grown. I often think, then, that if a woman could understand my testicles better, she could understand me better. They're right there, too, where they can be seen and touched, in a very convenient location for getting to know them.
We men are very physical in our thoughts and feelings. We express ourselves through physical actions rather than words in many situations. I am my body. My testicles are a vital part of me and they are a part of me that I want a woman to know. I think that is why I and other men want women to see them and think about them. It's not about sexual gratification or thrills. It’s about women knowing enough about testicles so that they don’t find testicles gross or ugly. By the way, testicles aren’t wrinkly. They are solid and firm with a smooth surface. They just seem wrinkly because they hang down in the scrotum, which is loose skin. That’s why more than a casual look is necessary.
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