The sexy nurse is a staple among male fantasies. And for good reason: It combines good old-fashioned lust with the sacrosanct dream of a uniformed woman who'll selflessly give you sponge baths.

Registered (or so we hope) "sex therapist" Danyelle is the best of all worlds: a beautiful woman who is studying to be a nurse and dresses up in a hot nurse's outfit. Erotic irony at it's finest.

But everyone loves the Segway, which also embodies a male fantasy: getting around without having to really move.

Which would you rather have?
Danyelle -- A true-to-life sexy nurse11977 (83.2%)
ColorWare Segway -- Makes Gob Bluth impressions much easier2425 (16.8%)



Danyelle
Pro: Says she can put both legs behind her head, which means nursing programs are getting more progressive -- and sexy!
Con: Has totaled four cars, which means you may end up nursing her.
Pro: Great sense of humor -- she cracks up when someone trips and then pretends it didn't happen.
Con: Her favorite movie is "Marley and Me," which stars some dog and Owen Wilson.

ColorWare Segway
Pro: Perfect mode of transportation for those who believe bicycles are for kids and motorcycles too dangerous.
Con: Riding a bicycle is better exercise and riding a motorcycle is just awesome.
Pro: You can customize the paint job any way you want.
Con: People will look at you really weirdly and most likely think there is something wrong with you.

Read on for some more photos of Danyelle (which are definitely NSFW).