The iPhone 4 -- is there anything it can't do? Well, according to Steve Jobs, it can't run porn apps. Thankfully, however, the Suicide Girls found a way around that.The other day, these Southern California vixens took their wild tattoos and wildly attractive bodies out into the street to test the new gadget's camera (NSFW) and determine the feasibility of capturing hot pornography with it. Their hard-hitting journalistic conclusion comes down to a single revealing line: "One unexpected feature is that when you point it at Rambo her boob pops out."
Success!
Here at Asylum, though, we spend our days in cubicles. As a friend to the working man, we reached out to the Girls to ask them if they would pretty please take some safe-for-work photos exclusively for Asylum?
Keep reading for the boobage.
































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Saturday 03 July
By Takahashi
Now, I wonder how well facetime handles--
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Sunday 11 July
By Jerry
Rambo, You Definately have thee MOST BEAUTIFUL BREAST'S THAT I'VE EVER SEEN !!!! THANK YOU FOR SHARING THEM WITH ME !!! LOVE YOU HOTTIE !!!
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Monday 09 August
By T Hunter
"wildly attractive bodies?"
Huh???
They look like $20 crack whores turning tricks in a back alley to get their next fix. There is absolutely NOTHING attractive about these skanks. The name "Suicide Girls" is also an obvious scream for attention that delivers a very disturbing message to young people.
Pretty pathetic. I presume all of these skanks will be dancing the graveyard in some run down strip club for the next decade and then will look at themselves in the mirror when they are 30 wondering how they wasted their lives away.
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