The Twilight Saga: Eclipse fansAccording to our friends at FilmDrunk, "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse" took in $68 million in its first 24 hours of release, as tweens, their moms and all sorts of other females flooded the cineplex to see master thespians Pattinson and Stewart do their brooding thing.

"Eclipse"'s first day haul trails only "The Twilight Saga: New Moon" on the all-time list, and "Twilight" hype even reached the hallowed halls of the United States Senate this week when Minnesota senator Amy Klobuchar asked Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagan if she was on Team Edward or Team Jacob.

Of course, a male senator would never ask such a question because any man would be reluctant to admit in public he had seen "Twilight." Yet, if somebody had a few years ago told the typical guy that the biggest movie franchise in America would be about vampires and werewolves -- and would co-star Ashley Greene -- he'd probably be on board.

Nevertheless, we now know that "Twilight" is mainly for those with two X chromosomes. So the questions is, under what circumstances would you watch any installment of Stephenie Meyer's runaway monster of a creation?

I'd watch a 'Twilight' movie . . .
Anytime -- It's actually a pretty good story215 (5.9%)
If my wife/girlfriend wanted me to take her -- I'm good like that851 (23.2%)
If I came across it on cable -- so I could see what the fuss is about472 (12.9%)
Never -- I fear doing so would cause irreparable damage to my testicles2130 (58.1%)