Satan has been terrifying and fascinating mankind for centuries, causing wars, famine, disease and stealing souls on the side. But as times have changed, so has the devil. Even the fallen one has had to embrace the digital age.

In fact today's canny Satan-worshipper no longer has to go lurking about in shadow and participating in secretive rituals. Now he can commune with his dark lord from the comfort of his own home.

Feast your eyes on some of the finest corners of the web to get your Satan fix.

1. The Joy of Satan
Out of all the different Satanic websites out there, The Joy of Satan is by far the most helpful. The site comes complete with a place for teens interested in Satan, tons of advanced Satanism tips and they even have an online store!

The Joy of Satan also boasts a step-by-step guide on how to dedicate your soul to the devil and helps answer the tough questions you might have about handing your soul over to Satan such as: "What happens when I make a formal commitment to Satan?", "Can I reverse the ritual at a later date?" and ""I am underage, living in a Christian home and my parents force me to go to church and participate in Christian sacraments. Can I still do the dedication? Will Satan be angry with me?"

Keep reading see other devilish online destinations.


2. The 600 Club Forum
Internet forums are amazing places to go to feel better about your own nerdery. They bring together people who are passionate about a topic and have plenty of time on their hands. The 600 Club offers Satan geeks a place to go to discuss the Dark Prince ... as well as common household cures for back acne.

3. The Official Church of Satan Website
In 1966, a weird hippie-gone-wrong named Anton LaVey decided it was time to really freak some people out. Along with his other friends in the Order of the Trapezoid (pretty much Renaissance faire nerds, but with Satan), they formed the Church of Satan. The church has done a lot of charity work providing a place of fellowship for people who were kicked out of Dungeons and Dragons groups for being socially awkward.

4. Satan's Facebook
As you might have noticed from the friend request in your inbox courtesy of Grandma, Facebook is for everybody now -- even Lucifer! With the insatiable appetite for souls, networking is very important to Satan. He currently has over 34,000 fans and that number is growing every day. Satan's Facebook page is jumpin'! He posts all kinds of neat stuff about his abyss, demons and what kind of music he likes. Also, after inspecting his pictures, it seems the devil is a fan of Johnny Cash.

5. Satanic Network's Undercroft
Are you a Satanist who is having trouble connecting with other Satanists in your area? Well, the Undercroft is for you. It is a complete social community for practicing members of the Church of Satan.

Just like Facebook, there are ways to have fun with your friends. Instead of poking, you can administer the Mark of the Beast. Unlike Facebook, it WOULD be weird to receive a friend request from your grandma on this social network.

6. Radio Free Satan
Tired of radio programming that isn't sacrilegious enough for you? Radio Free Satan has you covered with an Internet radio station dedicated to all things evil. They have been running strong for 10 years and each personality is an active member of the Church of Satan. The station hosts a broad array of sinful programming, including comedy shows, death metal shows and informational Satan programs. Sadly though, Radio Free Satan T-shirts remain out of stock.

7. Sinagogue of Satan (Get it? SINagogue?)
For people unhappy with the mainstream Church of Satan, the Sinagogue of Satan takes a different approach. They align themselves more with ancient Freemasonry teachings, as well as the teachings of Aleister Crowley.

SoS was founded in 1999 and desires the complete destruction of all religions. They have a spine-chilling slogan that coincides with their horrifying philosophy: "Every man and woman is a star!" Truly diabolical words ... wait, what?

8. Satan's Twitter
Satan is all over Twitter spreading his treachery instantly to over 10,000 followers!

Name: Satan
Location: Hell
Bio: fallen
Recent Tweet: "Oh, God, I'm so depressed"


So next time you're lookin' at porn online, don't forget to pay homage to the guy who made porn possible.