Conservatives have had a hard-on for the MILF-tastic Sarah Palin since the then-governor vaulted onto the national stage like a beauty queen doing a gymnastics routine.

Now on a perennial publicity tour to promote Brand Palin™ and candidates who might help her in 2012, the former Alaskan politico stopped by the International Bowl Expo last week to shake hands and remind exhibitors Barack Obama rolls gutters like a pansy.

One attendee, thought by some to be a left-wing plant or a general prankster, was seen sporting a possible erection when he shook hands with Palin.

A closer inspection by Asylum drew mixed reviews. Some feel that the man's awkward walk while approaching Tina Fey Lite indicates a genuine grade-A boner. Others think the dude might just be packin'.

Keep reading for a look at the instant replay slow-mo boner cam, then take it to the polls.

Is this a boner?
Yes -- that's one awkward-looking, wish-I-could-get-it-in-my-old-age boner.1187 (79.3%)
No -- it's about five feet off of where it should be.310 (20.7%)


The alleged boner pops up at about the 45-second mark. Don't miss the reaction on everyone's faces as they are confronted with a wiener, especially the photographer, whose glasses seem drawn to it. House Minority Leader John Boehner, meanwhile, is unamused.


Brian Fairbanks is Asylum's resident boner expert. His word is final.