Who can blame the good people of the American South for taking offense at being characterized as a bunch of frighteningly unsophisticated backwater inbred hicks? Sadly, that perception is unlikely to change as long as Southern news affiliates keep filling the airwaves with stories about colorful locals who claim to have spotted mythical creatures.In the latest Hate by Numbers, Gladstone counts off a clip about a South Carolina man's harrowing encounter with Bigfoot (or some dude with a really long beard) ...
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Tuesday 06 July
By Sharpie
Actually, the bigfoot sighting was in Cleveland County NC, not SC. Unfortunately, I live close enough to the sighting to know this :(
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Wednesday 07 July
By Jim
I saw this one a couple weeks ago. This guy saw the bass singer for the Oak Ridge Boys.
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Wednesday 07 July
By Hako
The sad thing is, this guy is probably just describing what he saw, and doesn't realize how stupid "sophisticated" city folk can be. Many rural people see creatures like the one described, and they often have local names for them. They just don't talk openly about them. They aren't delusional morons, they just accept a fact when faced with one....which is way more than most people are able to do. What they are seeing isn't a bear or a deer or any known animal.
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Wednesday 07 July
By Orchid64
That was damn fine editing to comedic effect, Wayne. Well done. :-)
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Thursday 08 July
By MRDR
"Neill McNeill"?
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Wednesday 14 July
By Simone
"Inbred Rasputin."
Hahaha, I liked this one, I'm oddly fascinated with mythical creatures, so it was funny.
Plus anything with the word Sasquatch is too.
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Monday 30 August
By anthony
you guys all sound like a bunch of insecure hipsters hiding behind the blanket of scared, know-it-all science. Observation is the foundation of science. I feel that if someone higher up on the media standard ladder of sophisticated appearance hadn't told you otherwise, you'd still think the world was flat. Try not to tease others and I won't pick on you.
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Wednesday 22 September
By Tom Miller
Homo robustus bigfooticus is their scientific name. They are gentle, reclusive, mostly nocturnal rare living hominids divergent from Sapiens by one to two million years; not monsters or beasts. They arrived here the same way many animal species and humans did - via the many Bering land bridges (Beringias) over the last million years. Originally out of Africa like all hominids, their likely ancestors are Homo / Australopithecus boisei - the largest and longest lived - known hominin body shape of - at least one and a half million years time span. Their DNA is 99.8 plus % the same as humans. See the science at LivingHominids and Bigfooticus before you ridicule those people fortunate enough to have seen one! They are in need of special protections from ignorant hunters!
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