Showbiz news you actually want, from geek gossip to celeb train-wrecks.

Lindsay LohanLindsay Lohan was sentenced to 90 days in jail for violating probation. (Popeater)

"Twilight for Guys" recasts the franchise with vampire lesbians. NSFW. (Screen Junkies)

Amanda Seyfried and Helen Mirren make the list of actors who should join Andrew Garfield in the "Spider-Man" reboot. (Film Critic)

James Bond won't be drinking any shaken martinis on the big screen anytime soon. (Film Drunk)

New "Beavis and Butt-head" episodes are reportedly in the works. (AV Club)

Dutch porn star Bobbi Eden promised sexual favors to her Twitter followers if the Netherlands wins the World Cup. (Next Round)

Wonder Woman fans have some harsh things to say about the character's new costume. (Aol Weird News)

The "Mad Men" school of seduction will help you score with style. (The Blemish)

Levi Johnston apologized to Sarah Palin for his behavior in public. (Radar Online)

Milla Jovovich is one of the hottest girls of Comic-Con 2010. (UGO)

Work off your Fourth of July gut with 10 of the greatest (and fattest) athletes of all time. (Maxim)

Is this what LeBron James is thinking while deciding which team to sign with? (Holy Taco)