Your weekend Plan of Action.

Friday Underground Rebel Bingo Club
Combine hipsters and ink dobbers, and this is what you get: a makeshift Bingo parlor so cool and debaucherous, no bluehair would even think of stepping foot in it. The Rebel Bingo Club presents a night of dancing, drinking and doodling on each other. Of course, there will also be Bingo (and prizes), so bring your lucky charm. Unless that lucky charm is your great aunt Shirley from Boca. ($15; 10 p.m. at a secret location in Greenpoint).

Saturday Kluckr Krawl
Wing-lovers app Kluckr is hosting its first-ever wing crawl in New York City. They'll be hitting up five joints voted to have the best chicken flappers in town, starting at Blue Smoke and crawling to the Village Pourhouse, Croxley Ales, 1849 and Blind Tiger Ale House. Drink and food specials will be running all day. Sadly, that does not include deals on antacid. (Free; 2 p.m. at Blue Smoke)

Sunday Meatopia
One island. Thirty chefs. Hundreds of pounds of meat. This is either your desert island fantasy come true, or ... no, it's definitely your desert island fantasy come true. The barbeque festival known as Meatopia will take over Governors Island with tasting booths, beer stands and 5,000 satiated drunk people dancing to live music. Soo-wee! ($25–125; 11:30 a.m. at Governors Island)