Phillies Assassin gameWhen it comes to using tasers to subdue crazed sports fans, you likely fall into one of two camps: those who think electrifying people whose only fault is being dumb is tantamount to frying ants with a magnifying glass, and those who think it's awesome and wish there were a online game based on the concept.

For the latter, there's Phillies Assassin: License to Tase.

Using your mouse, you move crosshairs around the screen and fire a bolt of non-lethal electricity by left-clicking. The goal is to prevent a P.R. disaster, which is measured by a bar on the bottom of the screen and fills each time a crazy fan goes un-tased -- or an innocent one gets zapped. Mess up too many shots and it's "Game Over".

You begin the game just tasing fans who rush onto the field, but, as you progress, the targets become more varied. Level 2 tasks you with electrocuting kids drinking beer in the stands, whereas Level 3 is a boss fight against the infamous Phillies puker.

Now all we need is a game based on awkward family photos. Get on that, Internet!