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Javier Bardem Penelope CruzPenelope Cruz and Javier Bardem got hitched in the Bahamas. (The Huffington Post)

Mel Gibson was caught on tape unleashing another racist rant toward ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva. (Radar Online)

Bret Michaels is reportedly engaged to his longtime on-and-off girlfriend. (Popeater)

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley posed topless for DT Spain. (The Blemish)

A-Rod will make his big-screen debut in the Justin Timberlake / Mila Kunis comedy "Friends With Benefits." (With Leather)

The "Expendables" Call to Arms trailer will smash you in the face with awesome. (Maxim)

Lindsay Lohan licks a giant gun on the new "Machete" movie poster. (Screen Junkies)

Whoopi Goldberg claims Mel Gibson is not a racist. (Daily Fill)

Angelina Jolie will marry Brad Pitt when their kids ask her to. (Actress Archives)

Remember George Steinbrenner with some classic "Seinfeld" clips. (Next Round)

"Twilight" gets the Roman Polanski treatment via some creepy fan fiction. (Holy Taco)