To us, the best thing about moving to New York is that you only have to do it once.

There's nothing harder and more dispiriting than those first few months when you realize they weren't kidding about the throngs of people, the oppressively hot subway system and the impenetrable females who inhabit Manhattan. (No pun intended.) So, we empathize with the single guy behind the site Dating Brian, who aims to chronicle his next 30 dates (in 30 days) in the City.

Brian [last name withheld] gave Asylum his initial reaction to the dating scene here: "Daunting, to say the least -- it's definitely no Milwaukee. [Thank God for that, we must add.] I dabbled a bit in online dating, but I found it overall to be a bit disconnected."

He admits it's bizarre to hear that from somebody who is "crowdsourcing his dating life over the Internet," but he insists that he will have better luck setting up a website designed to get him publicity and as many dates as possible -- and so DatingBrian.com was born.

"I've really only been in one serious relationship in my life, and can't say I've had much dating experience," Brian tells Asylum. "So, I think meeting a ton of new people through dating fits my current situation. I mean, I think it's my history that got my friends to push me into this project."

He believes that with the help of the always-friendly and always-helpful Internet, several appealing females will be sent his way.

In our opinion, he seems relatively harmless -- almost harmless enough that we'd let our sister out of our sight with him for five seconds. Keep reading for his introductory video, which is disarmingly charming ... or heartbreakingly naïve. You decide.