
In this week's installment of Body-Modification Attempted Murder, we report on a horned man who tried to run over his landlord with a minivan in Tulsa, Okla.
According to police, 28-year-old Jesse Thornhill was arrested early Wednesday morning after he attempted to "assault his landlord with his Ford van" on Tuesday night.
He was later bailed out, and will likely be charged with assault with a dangerous weapon -- you know, the car. Thornhill's mother told police that she and her neighbor, Jesse's landlord, "had been having problems with her son."
Thornhill, who, among his various other body modifications, has two implants in his forehead that give the impression that he has horns, was involved in a feud with his landlord. That obviously boiled over with the attempted hit-and-run. Luckily for all concerned, his landlord was able to jump out of the way and escape unhurt.
Police tracked down Thornhill -- who's probably the most conspicuous man in Tulsa -- and impounded his Ford Windstar van. (Yeah, that guy up there, the one with the wolf tattoo on his neck and horns, piercings and stuff, he drives one of these. Mucho badass, huh? We think not.)
Take a look at the horny dude's police report (The Smoking Gun).


























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Thursday 15 July
By rachelle
just goes to show you what driving a mini van will do to a person
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Thursday 15 July
By judithlynn37
Lmaooooooo
Thursday 15 July
By Puthimdown
Why didn't they just shoot this retard and put him out of his misery?
Friday 16 July
By Andi
Maybe the van belonged to his mommy seeing as he's 28 and still living with her (notice where it mentioned the landlord was her neighbor too). Gee...maybe he should have spent the money he used on all that stuff and maybe bought a house?? Then there wouldn't have BEEN a landlord problem!
Friday 16 July
By Master Robert
Such a badazz owning and driving a Minivan. Who is going to make him thier bitch when he has to stay in jail foe his sentence?
Friday 16 July
By Susan
Anyone who would do this to themselves is definitely a few fries short of a Happy Meal.I guess being able to find a job and earn a decent living wasn't on his mind when he decided to become a circus freak. 28 years old, driving a mini-van. His mommy must be so proud.
Thursday 15 July
By walttravmark
He looks like a circus freak!!!
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Friday 16 July
By Michael
Nah, he would definitely have to be a republican. Republicans always see themselves in a different light other than that of reality. THis kid obviously didn't think he looked hideous, which is just like the republican philosophy of greed "keep the rich richer and the poor poorer" that the republicans believe in, but any one in their right mind can see lack of benefits in their logic. After all there isn't THAT many rich people in the Unites States, there's quite a few, but the poor and middle class outnumber the rich.
Friday 16 July
By rdh53
Michael, please don't make this into a political issue. I have never been rich, but as most Republicans, I believe that I have earned my money and don't like seeing it taken away. I worked through college, spent 21 years in the military, and now make a nice, middle class, living with my wife and children. Everybody in this country has the same opportunity if they or their parents want it for them. Drop out of high school, get on welfare, pop babies out by the dozens, that's your option, but I don't want to have to pay for it!
Friday 16 July
By jim fuller
Michael as hideous as this guy looks are deep down it appears your the circus freak. Everything is political with you. Why is that Michael, could it be your a liberal and your not getting
enough handed to you on a silver platter so you whine like the
whimp you are.
Thursday 15 July
By gregg
Good God.
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Thursday 15 July
By J
what some people will do for attention. Obviously He isn't running on all plugs or being noticed. Now, People will notice him and avert their eyes as they laugh. Yep, P.T. Barnum said it best. their's one born every minute.
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Thursday 15 July
By Msmaam
Is the circus in town?
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Thursday 15 July
By steve
its no wonder AMERIKA is falling off the face of the earth.
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Thursday 15 July
By bob
Guilty!
Thursday 15 July
By AL64
Cue the circus music.
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Thursday 15 July
By Anne
I really resent your comment about "Jews". We, and I speak of my family and friends, are the kind of people that set an example of what friendship, kindness, compassion and love means. We just follow "The Golden Rule". If more people did that this world would be a better place to live in.
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Friday 16 July
By Les
AMEN
Friday 16 July
By rogmcshane
Now go kill a few palestinians
Thursday 15 July
By Catherine
This fellow needs a different hobby. Something a little more mainstream perhaps?
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