Jul 15th 2010 By Oliver Jones
In this week's installment of Body-Modification Attempted Murder, we report on a horned man who tried to run over his landlord with a minivan
in Tulsa, Okla.
According to police, 28-year-old Jesse Thornhill was arrested early Wednesday morning after he attempted to "assault his landlord with his Ford van" on Tuesday night.
He was later bailed out, and will likely be charged with assault with a dangerous weapon -- you know, the car. Thornhill's mother told police that she and her neighbor, Jesse's landlord, "had been having problems with her son."
Thornhill, who, among his various other body modifications, has two implants in his forehead that give the impression that he has horns, was involved in a feud with his landlord. That obviously boiled over with the attempted hit-and-run. Luckily for all concerned, his landlord was able to jump out of the way and escape unhurt.
Police tracked down Thornhill -- who's probably the most conspicuous man in Tulsa -- and impounded his Ford Windstar van. (Yeah, that guy up there, the one with the wolf tattoo on his neck and horns, piercings and stuff, he drives one of these
. Mucho badass, huh? We think not.)
Take a look at the horny dude's police report
(The Smoking Gun).