
In this week's installment of Body-Modification Attempted Murder, we report on a horned man who tried to run over his landlord with a minivan in Tulsa, Okla.
According to police, 28-year-old Jesse Thornhill was arrested early Wednesday morning after he attempted to "assault his landlord with his Ford van" on Tuesday night.
He was later bailed out, and will likely be charged with assault with a dangerous weapon -- you know, the car. Thornhill's mother told police that she and her neighbor, Jesse's landlord, "had been having problems with her son."
Thornhill, who, among his various other body modifications, has two implants in his forehead that give the impression that he has horns, was involved in a feud with his landlord. That obviously boiled over with the attempted hit-and-run. Luckily for all concerned, his landlord was able to jump out of the way and escape unhurt.
Police tracked down Thornhill -- who's probably the most conspicuous man in Tulsa -- and impounded his Ford Windstar van. (Yeah, that guy up there, the one with the wolf tattoo on his neck and horns, piercings and stuff, he drives one of these. Mucho badass, huh? We think not.)
Take a look at the horny dude's police report (The Smoking Gun).


























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Friday 16 July
By rdh53
What does this guy do for a living?
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Friday 16 July
By tom
I think the best part of him ran down his mothers leg !!!
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Friday 16 July
By TOM
THIS COULD HAVE BEEN PREVENTED BY HIS MOTHER CONSENTING TO ORAL SEX
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Friday 16 July
By tom78glide
maybe he shoulda put bolts in his neck instead of the horns................herman munster never ran over his landlord he was a nice guy
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Friday 16 July
By tom78glide
gee maybe mommy shoulda used the bail money for the rent instead of bail money for horn boy........maybe horn boy can get a job as a bull in spain he can chase drunken hispanics in the running of the bulls
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Friday 16 July
By Greg
When I read this I thought somebody made up a story trying to sell it. What a waste of a life. This thing needs help. Implants that will help you how to be successful in life please explain.
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Friday 16 July
By mike
It's the Great Satan Charlie Brown!
What a Loser!
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Friday 16 July
By truthteller
Those horn implants have apparently affected his brain.
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Friday 16 July
By greg
His parents must be so proud.
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Friday 16 July
By Adam
I guess truth *IS* stranger than fiction!!!!
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Friday 16 July
By ANGELOCOOL
ANYWONE EVER CHECK AND SEE IF THIS MORON LOOKING JERK IS A REAL HUMAN , WHAT A FREAK-A-ZOID , IF HE THINKS HES A DEVIL , I GUESS HE SHOULD BE FURTHER INVESTAGATED
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Friday 16 July
By George
He needs a couple addons, like 2 44mag holes in his forhead. THAT'LL doit
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Friday 16 July
By richard
what makes this even better is the fact that if he gets jail time he'll have to get those stupid things removed.
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Friday 16 July
By emily
Honest question: if convicted and sent to prison, will the body modifications stay or have to be surgically removed? Would it pose a risk to his health if another inmate tried to "bash his horns in" or "rip his horns off" or something to that effect?
If so, it would be awfully ironic that he spent all that dough on body mods only to have them taken out by the state later. He probably shoulda spent some of whatever money he had on a therapist instead....
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Friday 16 July
By MuttaFarger
Looks like a biker raped a goat
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Friday 16 July
By BowHunter
eliminate the tattoos, piercings and implants and he looks rather effeminate.
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