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Bonnaroo American Mustache Institute Flavor SaversRecently in the U.S. province of Tennessee -- which lost its statehood due to low science and math test scores, as well as an abundance of sexual predators -- the Bonnaroo Music and Arts Festival was held with great fanfare.

Boston-based performance artist Brian McGregor reached out to the American Mustache Institute, asking the organization to send a Mustached American delegation to supervise a facial-hair event. The Institute dispatched its music correspondents, the irrepressible Flavor Savers, to perform at Bonnaroo and represent the Mustached American community.

Keep reading to see their video report from the festival.



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